guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustratedhttp://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
lol chemtrails
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.
― pplains, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
uggghh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
totes annoying
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
hey yr tote is totes stupid fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
when did "use your words" become the 'oh so hilarious' phrase du jour?
gah
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
h8 condescending wonka
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
xpppl w kids theyre everywhere
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
use your indoor voices
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06394e8ead59c4f4780904aeb7a6f362/tumblr_mqistiwmvl1s5tlmxo1_500.png
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
this is giving me harrowing flashbacks to the barrage of "Silent Lunches" we were forced to endure whenever one of the asshole cool kids screamed out a swear word or if we were just bein too loud
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
At least they weren't Naked Lunches
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000876_567002966687605_818096768_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
oh shit. is obama forcing him to fly a USSR flag?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he shouldn't live in a shitty gated community with restrictive flag regulations then. XP
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
That misspelling of Captain totally made me read Marine as Martian.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Martian Caption
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
old people
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561846_10152098086221959_155921378_n.jpg
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
the idea that marijuana doesn't impair driving ability seems like one of the most pernicious lies ever
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
it's possible it's not as bad as alcohol in that regard, but still, i wouldn't do it
pernicious!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Anecdotal evidence but I was pretty much constantly high during my two years as a pizza deliverer ages ago and never had any problems. Never have and never would drive drunk though.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Cause that would be stupid and irresponsible, you know
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
no, joygoat. it is one of the most pernicious lies ever
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
when i have been high, it didn't seem like a good idea to be driving. i have a hard enough time not getting distracted in the first place.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
I'm drunk, high, and posting to ilx while driving right now
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
wasn't going to post to ilx, but then I got high.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
bet you all think you're pretty cool right about now.
i don't know much about the effects of marijuana on driving ability beyond what i have gleaned from firsthand experiences.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
it seems like it would impair my driving ability at least.
I'm not cool and these are all horrible ideas, also driving sucks.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm very cool. I talk about pot on the internet with people like treeship.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
vehicular ownership is the #1 cause of rising road related deaths. when was the last time you saw someone get in a car accident without a car?
needs stronger regulation imo
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
driving does suck xp. i am extremely absent minded and, as a youth, was hit by a car on two separate occasions. also once i was almost hit by a bus in copenhagen but my friend pulled me away. when i am around automobiles -- much less driving them -- i try to keep my wits about me. im not a cavalier or reckless driver at all and i hate when i am in the car with people who like to screw around by accelerating quickly or running red lights or driving while stoned or whatever.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
I love driving. I've never been high. I am reasonably cool? I drink beer.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
kids love it when i take the honda up on to two wheels. i gotta smoke a little crank first to get going, but we have fun.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
lol what, you're supposed to be ultra-chill when driving stoned, you kids are smoking crack or something
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
pplains knows what I mean
b-b-but he said it was marijuana!
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
probably drinking all those mountain dews
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
rip 4loko
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link