probably drinking all those mountain dews
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
rip 4loko
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
what if you were high all the time, and marijuana made you sane?
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
"yeah man that's so true" *hits the bong*
*slams car into telephone poll*
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
bitch don't kill my v-iIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*drives off cliff*
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
maybe i just have bad role models because the first time i ever smoked pot with my dad he was driving
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
or maybe i am just unchill. there are studies to suggest it's fine and then other studies that suggest it's not, from what i have gathered by googling this issue.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Regardless of how we fared driving under various influences in the past, it just seems prudent not to do so again.
Yours,Carl Agatha, Elderly Person
ps ban cars
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
can't wait until the iphone teleportation app is casually announced several years from now, rendering cars obsolete.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
elmo, my man
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it
finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds
how many weeds can I have and drive
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst
sorry everyone
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
When I'm high my legs don't work right and I'm constantly trying to figure out a solution for my cotton mouth. I don't feel like that's a recipe for safe driving.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
brb, gonna run over a kid in a micky d's drive thru
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
thought I recognized you
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
last time I got high and drove everything was very safe and under control
and also 20 miles an hour below the speed limit
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
see, that's how the cops recognize you, you have to wear a white wig so they just think you're old
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
WA is also trying to figure out intoxication limits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1HavgoK9E
Got kind of IA at the girl who is the living embodiment of every stoner stereotype
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWgqy45d84
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Bah, she didn't have dreads and was dressed pretty normally.
I wish they said how far above the limit she was when super stoned
wkiw Addy
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
http://earthremedy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aspartame.jpg
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
i'm not going to argue that aspartame is 'good' for you or that it can't be harmful in large quantities, but every bit of research I've done for "aspartame poisoning" or "aspartame toxicity" leads back only to the fringiest of fringe blogs and "homeopathic" remedy sites, and don't seem to be sponsored by anybody who...is an actual expert.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
actually saw a friend of a friend claim they were 'laid out' for an entire weekend due to drinking a low-cal Hawaiian Punch drink.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
That one should be rejected on the font alone. (Also, "foggy thinking")
― nickn, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
i thought that said "foggg thinking"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
hmm, common symptoms include "disease mimicing symptoms"
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
ASS
PART
A
ME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Whoa you are blowing my mind.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
rain disease mimicingblurrg visioninsominaover 100 MORE.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
sucks to your asp art
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s526x395/999716_432528283528322_590125093_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
This is called money bags.
― Let (how's life), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
i assume money bays is an approximate translation of the original chinese feng shui term
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
balls, you better kick the ass of whoever keeps posting that picture of the The Biggest Yankee of All Time to your facebox.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
ha, that one's definitely appeared here before. Yeah, October doesn't have five Mondays this year, so they totally missed out on chinese feng shui money bags.Aside from everything else, the idea that it would take 823 years between each time that happens is obviously false. Unless they're using some ancient Chinese calendar where 2012 is 823 years after 2007.
Hrm, well, I suppose they're not necessarily saying it ONLY happens every 823 years. But never mind that, cuz it WASN'T true in 1189! I highly suspect this thing isn't accurate!
(but it Can't hurt so I did it :))
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Can't hurt
― Treeship, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
There are only 14 possible calendars any given year can fit to. Seven of those are for leap-years.
So if you've got some wacky October where there are five Mondays, five Tuesdays and five Wednesdays (in other words, halloween is on a Wednesday), then guess what. That combo has happened in 2007, 2001, 1990, 1979, 1973, 1962 and will happen again in 2018. Fill your hands with money bags!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I see. It happened last year too, but it was a leap year. Just like it did in 1984.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
so a Facebook macro has LIED to us?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
it reminds me of these weird numerology/evangelical tracts i would find occasionally. which reminds me i had some baptist actually hand me a chick tract a couple of weeks ago, it was as if bigfoot had walked up and tapped me on the shoulder.
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
I found some sort of Jack Chick imitation pamphlet today ... in my doctor's waiting room!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
It was weird, the first page had text that looked like it hand been hand-lettered. The second page's copy was just some standard computer font. I couldn't tell if the artist got lazy or if the Page 2 message was specifically typed for my behalf.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
the only Chick tract I ever saw in the wild was left in a convenience store restroom in a Kansas City suburb
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link