Brad Pitt: C or D

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Watson OTM. Pitt showed himself up a bit in Friends - only the great writing and supporting cast saved him.

Just watched Val Kilmer in an old Saturday Night Live sketch - he really IS a great comedic actor.

― Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I like him although he's not my physical type at all. I'd love to share a joint with him.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Just watched Val Kilmer in an old Saturday Night Live sketch - he really IS a great comedic actor.

Kilmer started off brilliantly -- Top Secret, Real Genius -- but somewhere he really lost it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pitt always looks like he's got a little packet of spit just behind his lips, like he's dipping, or like he's just on the verge of really pursing them and letting a little clear arc of spit fly.

In Troy he was sullen, pouty, and annoying. Him and Ornaldo drug down the whole movie.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

sullen, pouty, and annoying

Like all our best rock stars. Er, wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Meet Joe Black is on right now.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this fucking movie.
It was just at the part where he does the worst Carribean accent this side of Laurence Fishburne and Ali G.
"Every ting goan be eye ree!"

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Allegedly Brad Pitt smells like a dirty diaper.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

ON HIS CHOAD

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

jennifer aniston's single now... just thought i'd let you all know. is she hot? i can't tell.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee and I are quite sure that Brad will get WATERFALLS of pussy.
Jen is a dog.

― xAARONHZx, EXTREME ILXOR LOOK ALL CAPS (AaronHz), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-but they were just together, hanging out on a boat and giggling with courtney cox and david arquette?!

― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

CNN has spoken of this. 'Tis true.

― xAARONHZx, EXTREME ILXOR LOOK ALL CAPS (AaronHz), Saturday, 8 January 2005 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

but DAVID ARQUETTE.

― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

man he looks *old* on the cover of the current EMPIRE.

― piscesboy, Saturday, 8 January 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

mr teeny: "I get irritated just hearing her voice on TV, so I can see how this happened."

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

well one door closes one door opens, I guess:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/09/fashion/09FLAV.html?oref=login&8hpib

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Who cares, let's all talk about Johnny Suede!!!

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

"jennifer aniston's single now... just thought i'd let you all know. is she hot?"

Only if you put her in the microwave. One can only hope she explodes. Just kidding. They were so ill-matched.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew an Irish traveller in Souh London and I'm convinced Pitt spent a month drinking with him to perfect his pikey accent for Snatch, which he absolutely nailed. The only words I could ever make out that this bloke said were "Hold up! Now will ye buy the pony?" - which he said every five minutes when he was drunk (i.e. every five minutes all day every day).

Johnny Suede "QUIFFTASTIC!" - I think this was the first film I ever watched on LaserDisc.

"Steamy phone sex between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ended his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, the News of the World can reveal."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://pace.emamulti.com/bradjenang.gif

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

six years pass...

I am curious as to whether those of you who know little or nothing about baseball intend to see Moneyball, now that a bestselling book about market inefficiencies in sports business has been made into a BP vehicle.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

I know nothing about baseball. I will never see this movie.

― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

but you are a target adudience!

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not gonna pay to see it in the theater, but i'll watch it.

― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

eight years pass...

Yet another William Pitt!

― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 July 2020 11:41 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

this story is wild. Pitt and his nonprofit raised a fuckton of cash to build homes for Katrina survivors, selling each for $150,000. the houses started to completely fall apart within months and the nonprofit disappeared into the ether. https://t.co/rnIrYDInfE
— keyv (@most_opppressed) February 7, 2022

what an incredibly perverse concept of *charity* - charging people 150 grand for black mold infested death-traps that were falling apart within months.

― calzino, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 07:39 (two years ago) link

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