I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

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I have this sick desire to unban louis jagger so he can contribute to this thread.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

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when the devil whispers...

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

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ok nevermind I forgot how creepy you are.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie wins life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 5th, 2007 8:39 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 5th, 2007 8:40 PM. (Haberdager)

dude never make a winky face at me again.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 5th, 2007 8:41 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

more "aaargh" than anything else but noteworthy i think

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

When did he become Mr Creepy?

― stet (stet), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

When I made the twin discovery that a) Jessie was going to be ridiculously harsh, cruel, minatory and pugnacious towards me at the drop of a hat (see: the first post of Lex's excelsior), and b) that she takes inordinate exception to a little bit of tongue-in-cheek horseplay, and in fact regards things she sees on Internet messageboards as 'creepy'. Putting the two together, I've been able to express my dissatisfaction in as affecting a style as I could possibly muster, oh, and I've had a few laffs as well.

Now I'm coming for your children.

;-) ;-) ;-)

*sigh*

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, I'm not the only one regarding shit as creepy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post -- UH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Adj. 1. pugnacious - tough and callous by virtue of experience

I like that!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

minatory

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0311546/min_files/minotaur.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A striking self-portrait, Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually that's my senior year photo.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Which explains the skulls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"inordinate exception". Shit's creepy. Stop it.

― stet (stet), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

she takes inordinate exception to a little bit of tongue

I have to admit that I stopped reading here.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

louis, poppage is fast receding into the distance

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

why, you thought i'd achieve poppage with jessie?

...or YOU?

...or ANYONE READING THIS????

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

no.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vidicom-tv.com/home/images/vidicom-main-hindenburg.jpg

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cf.ac.uk/engin/staff/pjb/source/Piper.jpg

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gkware.de/stopit/9724.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.emergency.com/gertrain.jpg

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

poppage

did not need to read this word today

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rkeane/Vertical%20Car%20Crash%20-%20KGTV.jpg

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

waterfalls of poopage

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome back, y'all

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Friday, 5 January 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

why, you thought i'd achieve poppage with jessie?

I should just send my therapy bill directly to your parents, right?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this shit is fucking boring

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean funny

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie, i don't think you've quite gathered the concept of the 'dowry'...

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

omg its all like the argentina goal again. dudes got a superglued 'kick me' sign stapled to himself

― -- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Beating on LJ > beating on Mickey.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No, you meant boring.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vietnammemorial.com/vietnam-monk-self-immolation.jpg

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, that whole sports thread had a weird tone of people slipping "STFU & LEAVE" at one another at seemingly random intervals -- I dunno, whatever creepy thing happened (?), the guy's been taking shit and playing nice about it all day, so he's probably sufficiently chastized? Any more and you're just pushing him to reopen whatever the argument was (xpost: see above!), when an hour ago he was trying to play nice and live it down.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sports thread eh?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

she was dressed like she wanted to argue

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61385-1/thisthreadbitesdog.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thirdage.com/news/features/images/news.yawn.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoah, pass the tweezers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes I wish you were all more like nabisco, but then I wouldn't get the chance to do this, would I?

― i'm on yr excelsior thread, immolatin' (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a woman, right?? xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't tell! Pass the rouge! (xpost)

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, do you actually *enjoy* this?

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

the penny drops!

― -- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pretty funny watching everyone go bonkers (not so much the yawning, mind), yeah!

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

good on you son. now go out there and get yourself some poppage, you deserve it

― -- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Yawning = this is boring and you're perpetuating it and people keep doing it and, y'know, what's the point?

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/08/03/inside-criss.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Congratulations: you're an internet troll!

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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OMG.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

bad teethamix

-- strongohulkington, Friday, June 22, 2007 12:40 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Hey fuck you in a bowl of Vegemite flavoured Cheerios Jess!

-- Trayce, Friday, June 22, 2007 12:40 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^
That has to be some new post to excelsiorizing land speed record.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:59 PM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

this poll is a lil gay

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you're a lil gay

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 17:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I am the lil gay

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh god excelsiored when I am drunk heh.

― Trayce, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha that reminds me of how we all used to say "das vodenya" (sp, wtf) before drinking, however it is you say "goodbye" in russian.

-- Trayce, Saturday, 23 June 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago) Link

― StanM, Saturday, 23 June 2007 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link

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