the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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his world is falling apart around him

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Revive!
HOW the FUCK did Incubus's new album get to number one on the Billboard charts a couple weeks ago?? Seriously, how did this happen?? Did Sandbox ILM ever have a thread about this?? This is just insane!!

Incubus?? Fucking INCUBUS?!?!? All I know about Incubus is they had that one hit "Drive" LIKE TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! And then all of a sudden they release the number one album in the country???? Zuh???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 2:36 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (later) (link)

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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?? ?!?!? !!!! ???? ???

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

rock critics & the art of pretend irritation

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"critics"

I like the implication that if wasn't discussed in the sandbox, well, it just didn't happen

dmr (Renard), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"what happens in the sandbox, stays in the sandbox"

the alex in sf/al one-two upthread kills me every time.

slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was that one guy from so solid crew.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 11th, 2007.

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

He just started posting on another forum I read every once in awhile. OH NOES!

N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like PJ Harvey or any of her records because her voice is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Just like Liz Phair and Tori Amos and other enemies of the human race.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), March 7th, 2004 8:23 PM.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Snrub OTM.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that could be the first time

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I only clock crazy dollars because the cost of living here in Ohio is so damn cheap. And I rarely buy anything, so I put a lot in the bank. Now it's gotten to the point where I can survive OK for awhile if I get fired.
-- Mr. Snrub


soooo...either
a)elaborate backstory for fake screen name or
b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i've seen the ohio mention before. who did sanskrit say he was??

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt critique ks

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is a ricer though so it's OK.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:09 AM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

What the fuck is a ricer? A Chinaman?

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:10 AM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)


this is still one of my favorite exchanges in ilx history

and what (ooo), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ha. i forgot that "unloved season" was straight out of Moonraker.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt critique ks

omg that would be wonderful.

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

for a second i too was wondering what had been said.

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 15th, 2007.

mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Deeper and Deeper" is about being gay???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), April 5th, 2005 7:00 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you said "psychedelic", so I expected like really loud guitar hammer-ons and crazy LSD lyrics and shit.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 9th, 2006 9:52 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Good heavens! What is with that picture of the African guy upthread with the enormous mouth? That's the creepiest-looking thing I've ever seen!!

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), June 13th, 2006 9:23 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

from most humorless man (or woman) on ILM:

The one that said "Mr. Snrub you are a motherfucking idiot and with every post you make I believe this more and more."

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:24 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)

you're gonna have to be more specific than that snrub!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:27 PM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish he stuck to guns and named the new album Nigger like he said he would.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 8:45 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish he stuck to guns :)

friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know why there's such a big fuss about this. I mean, it's not like anybody can understand what the hell these dancehall guys are singing anyway.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

hyuk

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:02 PM. (tracerhand)

Snrub strikes again.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:09 PM. (deej..)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

hook, line and sinker ;-)

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

:0

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does everybody hate Joe Buck? He seems to me like a real nice man. (shrug)

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 21st, 2007 7:29 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he got the yellow card for that

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link

nice

am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

THIS IS PURE WISDOM

the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

the 'ricer' one has always stayed with me, too..

the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, what is with you Brits and your fucking class system hate? I can't believe some of this shit I'm reading. "I hate people on class lines, not ethnic ones."??? "bastard went to westminster school for fuck's sake. BURN"???

Fucking hateful cunts.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 22nd, 2007. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

No "Deep Cover"?? I mean, jeez, it';s only THE GREATEST THING THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS EVER DONE!!! Not to mention the fact that it was the debut of MY FAVORITE RAPPER OF ALL TIME, Mr. Snoop.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), September 28th, 2003 3:26 PM.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

the wit & wisdom of mr snoop

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought he hated "Nineties mainstream rap"

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

On first listen (just finished a record called Velvet Donkey) I must say, this guy made some strange strange music. Favorite line: "The sleepy old snake lifts its sleepy old head and gives me a smiiiiiiiiiillllleeeeeee." Cool stuff!

This is a very sad thread. :(

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 26th, 2007.

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

omg, snrub tv

-- tony conrad schnitzler (mikeoptin...), January 22nd, 2007.

if he used the WOEBOT.TV template, what would snrub use as a disguise?

slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck is "reggaeton"?

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), July 19th, 2005 8:49 PM.

am0n (am0n), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dog latin's a nice guy and i'm sad to see him go. he got me into tons of cool old obscure tunes.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 30th, 2007 7:57 PM

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

deej wins the race

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

his post is even funnier in context

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

soooo...either
a)elaborate backstory for fake screen name or
b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

Who is sanskrit?

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, I am not Kelefa Sanneh. Sorry.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

OBV

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

On the terrible new Stooges single:


best rock song i've heard in years
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 31st, 2007

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Albums are dead. Music is dead. Man I fucking hate music. Say, did I mention how much I can't fucking stand everything on the Jackin' Pop critics list? I've been listening to all the hip new tunes that all you rock critics are praising and it all fucking sucks. What the fuck happened to pop music? The new Bob Dylan album sucks. "Steady As She Goes" sucks. My Chemical Romance sucks. TV On the Radio sucks. That Total 7 album bores the living piss out of me. Clipse sucks. "What You Know" sucks. "Irreplaceable" sucks. Justin Timberlake sucks. The Arctic Monkeys suck. You all suck. I suck. The world can go to hell.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), February 10th, 2007. (Mr. Snrub)

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:07 (seventeen years ago) link

snrub life across the belly
I prove you lost already

mh, Friday, 1 September 2023 23:38 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

What in God’s name do you people hear in this generic shitmusic? Just the blandest pop music I’ve heard in quite some time with high school poetry lyrics. Granted I’ve only heard the “You’re a… dreamcrusher” one and “Get Him Back”, but still. WORST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ARTIST EVER OF THE DECADE EVER.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:44 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:51 (one month ago) link

finally, one man is brave enough to stand up

Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 February 2024 07:39 (one month ago) link

Against Me! - New Wave

^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has to be one of the last times anybody mentioned against me!'s "new wave" album

"transgender dysphoria blues" came out in jan 2014

laura jane grace was already out by oct 2013, though, right? was against me! that well-known a band in '13, or was "new wave" being on this list more of a "oh wow we should really give this stuff another listen" thing?

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:53 (one month ago) link

New Wave was Spin's #1 album of 2007, fwiw

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:04 (one month ago) link

good to know. i was kind of out of it for most of the '00s and didn't really know what was going on. took a gap(dy) decade.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:33 (one month ago) link


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