why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://allcomedypics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/one-beer-a-day.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/3qmpal.jpg

has any doctor ever said "one beer a day is ok"

gbx probably.

no, he surely would say two or three are fine

"a SINGLE BEER or you WILL DIE!!!"

if I remember correctly Dr. La Lechera's personal advice is two beers

I am still making up for the backlog of daily beers I missed out on from childhood.

In any case the doctor wd be meaning a normal size beer or mug of coffee not these giant ones which no health professional cd endorse

My teetotaling dad actually did start drinking wine on the advice of his cardiologist, not sure about beer.

ok this is obv satire but http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/

Last time I talked to a doctor about drinking she said I should have about 3-4 drinks a week, but was more concerned about binging on the weekends then drinking a couple beers every day.

how many counts as a binge?

I think she said something like "you know.... reeeaallly drunk"

I don't think there's a medically determined amount of drinks that once reached equala binge.

As many as it takes. xp

thanks guys

There is currently no world wide consensus on how many drinks constitute a "binge", but in the United States, the term is often taken to mean consuming five or more standard drinks (male), or four or more drinks (female), on one occasion. One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking. This is colloquially known as the "5/4 definition", and depending on the source, the timeframe can vary. In the United Kingdom, binge drinking is defined as drinking more than twice the daily limit, that is, drinking eight units or more for men or six units or more for women (roughly equivalent to five or four American standard drinks, respectively).

so yeah, it's completely arbitrary

I'm drinking the standard five American units tonight!

I need a novelty doctor to prescribe me a giant beer so I can tell fuck you to all those ppl

before the prohibition doctors prescribed beer to pregnant mothers as a wholesome nutritional supplement.

Liquid Bread!

of course in Australia the standard unit is like 12 American units, I'm sure!

http://i.imgur.com/LAmq7xh.jpg

CHOP CARROTS LIKE A REBEL

SMASH THE SYSTEM. JULIENNE YR PEPPERS

WAIT! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

I love showing hardcore vegans the studies that suggest vegetables can feel pain and "scream" when being harvested and stuff. They always say its bullshit pseudoscience but are totally into stuff that says a vegan diet is the healthiest and such.

Can't we just come together and just work to end CAFOs? Don't be hatin' on me cause I eat local free-range beef and chicken (well, and the occasional highly-processed frozen entree from a Con-Agra owned brand).

One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking.

looks like I'm binge drinking before I really get started

xp
so u admit it's pseudoscience

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- Bob Marley

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freddie didnt write the drum parts or the guitar solo or the bass part.

NINE PEOPLE are smart about getting writer credits.

one man, one goal, one mission
one heart, one soul, just one solution
one flash of light, one god, one vision

One Facebook macro to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

freddie didnt write the drum parts or the guitar solo or the bass part.

do you know this for sure or are you just assuming? b/c I've always been under the impression that F. Mercury had pretty tight control over the "Bohemian Rhapsody" recording process

still, lol @ that macro

when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll???? feel like as a yung rockist i considered queen a joke but i see them held up all the time as Authentic Great Rock n Roll That This Teeny lady Gaga Shit Can't Touch

xp that guitar solo is all brian may all day. ive no doubt freddie would say yay or nay on shit, but i think the macro is a bit disingenuous to suggest freddie sprawled out the whole thing on sheet music and handed the parts to the dudes.

I'm a Queen Problem, Bro??

i think freddie mercury worship is the domain of Reddit types, that's the only place i've seen it. no idea why they chose him to idolize.

the kind of ppl that just can't get enough of gay muslims

it's gotta be the hat

http://www.nicholasjdanton.supanet.com/freddie%20hat.jpg

stop queensplaining man

when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll????

When they started noting that no synths were used on their records.

And that they were meant to be played at maxumum volume.

maybe it's because he's just about the best rock frontman OF ALL TIME? maybe that.
but yeah, i'm sure Freddie would hate that rockist shit. now i'm gonna jam this bad boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEUM9ilk0CE

that video is so great :D

the thing with queen is that the amazingness of Freddie and The DEACON totally overpowers the boring old dude rockness of May and Taylor.

you know they weren't actually old dudes when they were rockin' out, right