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lol no. Their stuff runs small and XL tights wouldn't cut it if I weren't pregnant.

I Love Colors has a robust plus line so fingers crossed their biggest size will accommodate whatever sized watermelon I'm smuggling in later months. Yours Clothing also has sweeeeet 120 denier black tights so I'm crossing my fingers that they'll work.

There's always leggings too, which are available in plus sizes from a few places.

Proper maternity tights have this sweet built in stomach support sling that I'm sad to miss out on as I can already tell that will feel pretty nice as things progress.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

I feel bad like I'm asking for suggestions and then pooping on them! I don't mean to do that. I'm not going to be naked. It's just a word of difference from

http://www3.assets-gap.com/webcontent/0006/327/658/cn6327658.jpg

to

http://media.plussizetech.com/jessicalondon/ma/2319_97647_ma_0001.jpg

(huge so I'm linking it but if you don't feel like clicking, it's a fugly blue suit.)

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

I want that stripey tank top yesterday.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

The black and white one, I hope you mean...

And let me again acknolwedge my inherently privileged position of 1) being on the smaller end of plus size and being able to size up in non-maternity plus stuff and 2) having money to actually afford new clothes at all! I recognize this is some quid/ag shit, ultimately.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link

The other one would make a fine dress if the stripes were different colors, I think. And by that I mean death to mauve. But really I am hearing you, the options are p bleak.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

No offence taken, Carl! I wasn't sure if F21 had tights in higher than XL but I was overjoyed when I discovered they had cheap XL ones and hoped the size train kept on a runnin'. I kinda like hideous blue suit but I'm a weirdo, so.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

I have... four? dresses that are almost that exact color! But something about the color applied to a suit and that cut and woof.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

You are a weirdo, though. ;)

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

this weirdo likes mauve and has at least a couple of mauve tops, but doesn't do white tops/dresses and is suspicious of horizontal stripes (I am fairly sure that "horizontal = fattening, vertical = slimming" thing is BS but it still taunts me when I look at horizontal stripes in the shop so I never buy any), so, still not doing that stripy dress

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

i always feel like a clown in vertical stripes
sometimes that's ok but usually it's kinda nagl

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

I used stripes as a gateway drug to white in my wardrobe and now I'll wear every crazy thing. Summer of unemployment has been mostly jorts, leggings as pants(! Inside the house only) & yoga pants though. Skirts seem like too much work for lazing about the house in. You are right, Carl, now that I look again it is a weirdly cut suit but the blue is an A+ weirdo shade for sure. /helpful post

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Simplybe.co.uk has a huge range of plus-size maternity stuff and it looks like the .com site has a fair amount too. Don't know if it's your kind of style, but def worth checking out if you haven't already.

Madchen, Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

PLUS-SIZE MATERNITY LEATHER-LOOK LEGGINGS Oh carl we have found your spiritual home.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

The palazzo pants I am wearing right now are from Simply Be's maternity range! I wouldn't call the range huge, but it's pretty much a fat woman's best bet for anything nearing stylish maternity.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

This is hot shit, though - http://www.simplybe.com/maternity/maternity-print-bodycon-dress/invt/rf288gw/

Please don't sell out before I get paid again....

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that dress is ace. It's a UK company so I guess that's why our site has a bit more stuff.

Madchen, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, I should out myself: I am carrying the spawn of Stet and will be for another 24 weeks or so, all being well.

Madchen, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

hey, congrats!
what is a bodycon dress?

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

Awesome, Madchen!!! Congratulations!

Bodycon dress = form fitting

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

Am I still allowed to hang out in your club or did I get drummed out in absentia on Monday night?

waterface down (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

And also wow holy crap congratulations madchen/stet

waterface down (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

congrats Madchen and stet!

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

Woah! Congrats!!

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 16 August 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, I should out myself: I am carrying the spawn of Stet and will be for another 24 weeks or so, all being well.

― Madchen, Thursday, August 15, 2013 4:33 PM (2 hours ago)

Yayyyy, congratulations!

cops on horse (WilliamC), Friday, 16 August 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

Madchen (anybody, really), would you be interested in a pregnancy commiseration thread or the like? I feel like me using this thread to talk about general pregnancy stuff means that your amazing announcement got a little lost so we could take the conversation elsewhere. Or I could just stop talking about it so much...

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

congratulations madchen and stet, that's wonderful news.

estela, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

don't ever stop talking, carl agatha, you are a joy to read.

estela, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

Congrats madchen and stet!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

I'd definitely post on a pregnancy commiseration thread, but don't worry about the general chat here - it doesn't feel like anything got lost.

Madchen, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

Why not then - This Is the Pregnancy Commiseration and Support Thread

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

heh err umm guess what

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

wahoo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

congrats on #2

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link

are you working up to starting the next partridge family band y/n

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link

ayo!

how's life, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link

aww, congrats. <3 little hockey fans

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

Congratulations!!!

carl agatha, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link

another babby formed

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link

yeah congrats!!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

knucks

gbx, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Whoa congrats dude! Now I need to have another one so they can all
form a band together.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

Wait why would I wish such a terrible thing on our wonderful children, what kind of monster am I.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link

Yay aero! Glad tidings

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

rad dad!!!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Hurrah for siblings! Also, good luck with that :)

Madchen, Thursday, 15 May 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link

Congratulations!

WilliamC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 12:32 (nine years ago) link

aw yay! congrats!

reddening, Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

congratulations y'all!

KrafTwerk (sleeve), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

Aero! Congrats!!

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link


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