why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150849_204308913068470_531583627_n.jpg

Yes, have a nice cup of tea and remember that you brought your depression on by not being depressed earlier, wtf?

clearly way pre-early-60s

lol its all olden times d00d

Matrix ushered in a golden era of big dumb action movies featuring cunts in costumes instead of pretend soldiers

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1187256_10151870496941060_930701604_n.jpg

wicked burn

feel like that came from the background of a 1990s U2 video

RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE READING A HORRIBLE FACEBOOK MEME AND WONDERING HOW TO GET BACK THOSE PRECIOUS 15 SECONDS.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/f1.jpg

made me lol, must admit.

i think we've seen that depression one before itt but it's the first time it was accompanies by a illustration of my favorite psychopharma cartoon character, the depression bathrobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGQcibFC9q0

ts: depression bathrobe v. sad bouncing egg

depression bathrobe! <3

Results may vary.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20794_10151849071769602_130875693_n.jpg

gross

and mean!

officer she had curves, what was i supposed to do?

abilify is such a terrible name xps

Shudder to think what goes on in that perv's pockets

i'll tell you where you can put your hands

i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Terrorist-Tea-Party-Puzzle.jpg

I'm going to glue googly eyes to my depression bathrobe.

http://fuckyourlifehacks.tumblr.com/ new favorite

*sigh* That's so OTM.

i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean it is though

lol abilify

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/atheist_lisafranksagan_zps9af0e266.jpg

To really harm the romance of a sunset u have to cover it up with large words in an ugly garish font

or ten

digging fuckyourlifehacks

I hate them so much. They had a hack for freezing coffee into cubes and using those to cool your coffee. I still can't formulate into enough words how (and why) that pissed me off.

But that's how I make my afternoon iced coffees ;_; why you gotta hate, pp?

I think if they were presented as quirky ideas for a rainy day project clipped from Reader's Digest or Highlights, they'd be fine...the name 'hack' and the meme-generator presentation implies they are mind-blowing ways to cut through life's red tape, stunning left-field solutions from techy firebrands who have figured out how to live and don't want to waste any time doing so. When in reality it's like... so...you put Koolaid in a bottle and shook it up...? Or: You found a good use for all those old-timey wooden ladders you have lying around for...some reason? They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.

There's an implied YOU'RE WELCOME at the end of every one of these things, like someone accepting your apology when you have offered none.

why you gotta hate, pp?

I told you, I can't put it into words. Pouring coffee into an ice tray isn't going to enhance your life in any way.

This is the recent one that made me really lose my shit. But you know, when you lose your shit over something that someone has done, that's your fault. #lifehack

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP3f48CCYAAKt-O.jpg

the worst ones are the "creative" ones, the ladder-turned-shelf ones, which by virtue of being "lifehacks" are viral and have seen by everyone on the internet, so everyone who sees your twee as fuck creativity will know exactly where it came from

dying at the picture pplains posted.

the legend is amazing

Food kit a. cinnamon candies. travel food kit

''Oops, damn, won't close...what is it? One too many pretzels? Fuck, crushed 'em again. I bet I can fit in one more Cheerio. Where are those tweezers...'' (meanwhile people who were actually traveling have long since given up and left)

also lol @ emily's carl sagan one. Is someone in your feed on a Carl Sagan listserv or something? I feel like you posted a similarly rainbow-colored one, with Haunting Thoughtful Face, way back at the beginning.

That Carl Sagan fellow is all bollocks. I mean, you can see right through him.

Plz somebody photoshop dreads onto Don Cheadle's head for future posts

They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.

^seriously. A lifehack would be, like, how do I make money to live on without working or something.

Casino, I think I sent the Sagan one to you in a private message, but yeah, I have a lot of fucking lovers of science on my fb. Also loving that this thread is enough of a priority for you to check from China!

Re: Sagan picture, I wd argue that the reduction of the phenomena of the sunset to 'romance' is the real harm

you know what else would work for all that food, a plastic bag, but then the different colors of food might touch each other

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1148890_2443510883465_557839758_n.jpg

She is slightly more resourceful than the ''10 Rules for Dating my Daughter'' dude.

terrifying

When people share that, are they sharing because it's a funny caricature of what they think ... or because they actually think it?