I'm reading the curmudgeon posts and... my god, there really are a lot of them about pooping
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
all of these strips are actually hilarious when you think about old people experiencing these moments of existential horror and then going "boy, this needs to be in Pluggers!" *sends snail mail*
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
http://joshreads.com/?p=588
LOL
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/whenclimbingan0aincline2ctryto0akeepyourgo-chair0amovingif0ayoumuststop2c0astartupagain0aslowlyandth-fbcover.png
― Evan, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
Always awesome when the watermark is in bigger text than whatever hell inspirational passage is being quoted.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
MOVING IFWHENINCLINE, SETALLOW ITTO ENSUREDESCENT
― SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 August 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
i'd forgotten about pluggers! i should start reading CC again, i never found out what happened with mary worth and aldo
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 19 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
I read way too many Pluggers today via CC.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/batteries-default.png
― Evan, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
otm
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
I had only been working for **censored** for a few weeks when a friend of mine came for a visit. She’s one of my best friends, and she’s an extraordinary person, full of love and compassion. She is also pro-abortion.
As the social media coordinator, I have the responsibility of finding stories on LifeSiteNews.com and posting them to Facebook and Twitter.
I spend a lot of time reading articles. While my friend was visiting, I was reading an article that contained the illustration displayed here, of a D&E abortion of a 23 week old baby.
My friend looked over my shoulder and gasped.
“What are you LOOKING at?” she asked, horrified.
“That’s an abortion,” I answered plainly.
“But, that’s a baby!” she exclaimed. “That doesn’t happen!”
“That’s a 23 week abortion. That happens quite frequently, actually.”
I tried to remain calm.
She’s not stupid. Really, honestly, she isn’t. She’s actually incredibly intelligent, educated. She has a degree.
I truly believe that my friend has been deceived.
How else could an intelligent, loving individual be completely “pro-choice”?
Deception.
People are told what they want to hear, that it’s “just a blob of tissue,” or they’re told, “abortion is OK in certain circumstances,” and most importantly, they’re told “abortion is a woman’s right.” But when they are presented with the reality that what they thought was a blob of tissue was actually a baby, a human being, a lot of them change their minds. Yes, a lot.
She just stared at the illustration with pain in her eyes.
“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.
The reason I am telling you this story is not simply to share the pro-life message.
I am telling you this to explain to you the importance of supporting pro-life organizations and sharing the truth.
It’s one thing to read a story and have your pro-life beliefs affirmed, but it’s another thing entirely to take that information and spread it as far and wide as you possibly can.
And we have seen time and time again that the truth is what changes hearts and mind. …
― emilys., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.
― emilys., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
gross, on many levels
― Neil S, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:12 (ten years ago) link
Then she said:
"You know, the fact that Abortion happens is direct proof that God does not exist. Bob Marley"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link
An African tribe does the most beautiful thing.
When someone does something hurtful and wrong, they take the person to the center of town, and the entire tribe comes and surrounds him.
For two days they'll tell the man every good thing he has ever done.
The tribe believes that every human being comes into the world as Good, each of us desiring safety, love, peace, happiness.
But sometimes in the pursuit of those things people make mistakes. The community sees misdeeds as a cry for help.
They band together for the sake of their fellow man to hold him up, to reconnect him with his true Nature, to remind him who he really is, until he fully remembers the truth from which he'd temporarily been disconnected:
"I AM GOOD."
Please Share
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link
the wrong deed was sharing the above on Facebook presumably
― Neil S, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link
"um... well, we quite liked that "I know what I like in your wardrobe" song, you drummed on that, didn't you?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
Ha. "Well, admittedly, 'Ignition' is hella catchy"
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link
"'Goodbye My Love' is a hell of a record... oh, that wasn't you? Huh."
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
I don't want to start another thread about these but dear lord.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hWant to meet girls? Go outside when its raining with a huge umbrella and take your pick.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
There's no way that last one can be true.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 19hIf you have a gift card for a certain store, but don't want to buy anything at that store, buy a Visa gift card with the gift card.
The stores will not let you do this, guess you'll have to outhack another fox.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
Or the first one, now that I look closer.
This just makes me angry. Out of pillowcases? DO LAUNDRY YOU FUCKING INGRATE. Using a t-shirt instead of a pillow case doesn't make you a lifehacker. It makes you a slob.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
If you put as much energy into keeping your living situation clean as you do in trying to find ways to game the system, you would be 100x less gross and expend 50% less energy. #lifehack
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
i am actually wearing a pillowcase with arm holes cut into it today so that heads know i am a lifehaxor
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Hey beats washing t-shirts!
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry, can I just
“What are you LOOKING at?” she asked, horrified.“That’s an abortion,” I answered plainly.
Am I weird for thinking that the pro-life person dispassionately looking at pictures of dismembered babies is the terrifying one here?
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
It's her job to post that on Facebook.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
Now I know where all the stileproject editors went.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
http://fusionanomaly.net/johnnyrottenglaremic.jpg
"That's not a baby, it's an aBORtion!" I answered plainly.
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
“That’s a 23 week abortion. That happens quite frequently, actually.”http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/US_abortion_by_gestational_age_2004_histogram.svg
― Bnad, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
uh yeah, I was reading that and was all "23 weeks?! this story is total bullshit"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
Anti-abortion people are not real concerned with things like facts and truth. Or women's health and well being.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
Side note: As we were jockeying for position in the over-crowded shallow end of the pool, this old dude in my water aerobics class said to me, "They must have advertised this on Amazon.com!" and my immediate thought was "Pluggers don't know how Amazon or membership-based gyms work."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
lol
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
I lost about five hours of my life to reading Pluggers and Archie comic criticisms. Thanks Phil D!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI mean it is though― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean it is though
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well sure but its not the greatest selling point
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
man if I had a nickel for every 23 week abortion i've had.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
"Out of pillow cases?" she asked, horrified."Use a t-shirt," I answered plainly.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
Some Catholic women have 23-day abortions every month!
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
oh my
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
toilet broken? piss in the sink! #lifehack
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Oh man the tips on Hero of Switzerland are making me INSANE.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-RCX3ONCcYPI/Ucw4v44kViI/AAAAAAAAEg8/wXDYmeLQGhU/s640/blogger-image--1701665180.jpg
Like the look of margarine lids but can't figure out how to work them into your design scheme?
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MII_hvd853I/USeBvxSlQJI/AAAAAAAAEb4/xe2NvmnJXQU/s640/blogger-image-717191273.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 6:13 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i believe the preferred nomenclature is 'the rhythm method'
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
every unfertilized egg - a life, that was never conceived.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
we are a part of the rhythm method
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bayareaflashmob.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Janet-Jackson_l7.jpg
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hWant to meet girls? Go outside when its raining with a huge umbrella and take your pick.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
The line between real lifehacks and satirical lifehacks is getting mighty blurry.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link