uh yeah, I was reading that and was all "23 weeks?! this story is total bullshit"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
Anti-abortion people are not real concerned with things like facts and truth. Or women's health and well being.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
Side note: As we were jockeying for position in the over-crowded shallow end of the pool, this old dude in my water aerobics class said to me, "They must have advertised this on Amazon.com!" and my immediate thought was "Pluggers don't know how Amazon or membership-based gyms work."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
lol
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
I lost about five hours of my life to reading Pluggers and Archie comic criticisms. Thanks Phil D!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI mean it is though― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean it is though
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well sure but its not the greatest selling point
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
She’s not stupid. Really, honestly, she isn’t. She’s actually incredibly intelligent, educated. She has a degree.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
“That’s a 23 week abortion. That happens quite frequently, actually.”
man if I had a nickel for every 23 week abortion i've had.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
"Out of pillow cases?" she asked, horrified."Use a t-shirt," I answered plainly.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
Some Catholic women have 23-day abortions every month!
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
oh my
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
toilet broken? piss in the sink! #lifehack
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Oh man the tips on Hero of Switzerland are making me INSANE.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-RCX3ONCcYPI/Ucw4v44kViI/AAAAAAAAEg8/wXDYmeLQGhU/s640/blogger-image--1701665180.jpg
Like the look of margarine lids but can't figure out how to work them into your design scheme?
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MII_hvd853I/USeBvxSlQJI/AAAAAAAAEb4/xe2NvmnJXQU/s640/blogger-image-717191273.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 6:13 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i believe the preferred nomenclature is 'the rhythm method'
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
every unfertilized egg - a life, that was never conceived.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
we are a part of the rhythm method
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bayareaflashmob.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Janet-Jackson_l7.jpg
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hWant to meet girls? Go outside when its raining with a huge umbrella and take your pick.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
The line between real lifehacks and satirical lifehacks is getting mighty blurry.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"real lifehacks" lol
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
iirc that last one actually has some level of truth
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
Out of pillow cases? Consider two sets of bedding.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
too depressed to get out of bed? bring your computer into bed with you! #lifehacks
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 19 AugBuy a world map shower curtain. You’ll become a geography expert from all the time you spend in the bathroom!
LIES, ALL LIES
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Does your home smell like garbaggio? No time to clean? Hold your nose. That's a nose hack.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
xp All those world map shower curtains use the Mercator projection!! IA!!!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
took me forever to realize that Antarctica is actually a frozen desert and not the land of creeping mildew
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 11 AugDriving somewhere 30+ minutes away? Listen to a TED talk—it'll make the drive seem to go faster since it's less repetitive than music.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
don't believe that nose hack that hoos mentioned, it is a bad idea, trust me
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
gd ted talks
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
hahaha lifehack people and TEDtalk people... a Venn diagram that's just one circle.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
it'll make the drive seem to go faster since it's less repetitive than music
you sure about that? i'm not so sure about that.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
OK I am really tired of people talking about that slowed-down version of Jolene...
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
I swear, some of them I go "These people are fucking with me."
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
YES!
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
or just listen to "everybody's free to wear sunscreen" and get two in one
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
try a TED talk slowed down by 25%, it's less repetitive
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugIf someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, say "I love YouTube" really fast.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Like that is ever going to happen to someone hacking their life.
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 3 AugDrink tons of apple juice before you go to bed. A chemical compound in the juice will help you to have vivid awesome dreams.
this is the worst advice!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
a chemical compound in the juice will help you to get up for a piss at 3 in the morning
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
what can i do to hack other ppl's lives?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
you, your friends, your accomplishments, all will eventually be dust #lifehacks
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
thirsty? try bleach! #lifehacks
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
i feel like strongo really needs to get onboard with these.
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 7 AugLive near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.
Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
xps Mordy I believe that's called gaslighting.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
"live near a pizza place"
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
#lifehacks
I need to start a thread. Quit retweeting these guys and quit cluttering this thread. #omglifehacks.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 31 JulHolding a banana peel over a bruise (for 10 to 30 minutes), will remove its color.
do you think people have tried this?
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link