DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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this is perhaps more terrifying though:

In an interview with The Australian newspaper, Boris Johnson was asked whether his brother could become Prime Minister before him. He replied: “I think it very likely and I think he'd be brilliant.”

click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

kill them all

conrad, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people

Neil S, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

lol boris amirite

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

Something something marital ties, something something shaft Petronella Wyatt....

It seems futile to pick him up on his ramblings at this stage, though.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

i dont really think of johnson as a person so much as the incarnate wish-fulfillment of the evening standard and the bloodless vermin that predominate in the lower reaches of the city

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

yep

imago, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

only a socialist could do that to his brother, only a socialist could regard familial ties as being so trivial as to shaft his own brother.

Wives are a different matter though, eh Boris?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

Only lefties can think like that

is Godwin's Law still a thing and which subsection mentions Thatcher bcz

(things which didn't need posted but I had to give some kind of futile shrug to the ILX-choir while we're still in the vestry putting on our surplices away from the eyes of the LOL BORIS LEGERND congregation, or uh something)

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/24/ed-miliband-labour-opinium-poll-ratings

on one level this is just a manifestation of the moronic TV personality non-democracy that passes for our political system

and on another level well the Labour party is dead lol who gives a shit

BUT how long is it going to take to realise that EMil is just never going to go over with vast swathes of ordinary, hard-working, pig-thick wankers who are allowed to vote for some reason?

the prospect of a working Tory majority after the next election is so horrible that everybody who isn't a dyed in the wool libertarian mentalist should be doing everything in their power to find some kind of credible opposition, and i don't mean sticking a flat cap on Ed and making him watch football

the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

Two days left on the Migrant access to the NHS consultation. Act now to keep those awful people out of our GP surgeries.

http://consultations.dh.gov.uk/overseas-healthcare/migrant_access

stet, Monday, 26 August 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

Oh, it's the border agency one that closes in two days: http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/sitecontent/documents/policyandlaw/consultations/34-healthcare/

stet, Monday, 26 August 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

The Government could not contain its fury. “No 10 and the Foreign Office think Miliband is a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s***. The French hate him now and he’s got no chance of building an alliance with the US Democratic Party,” said one Government source.

ok lol

a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s*** (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

(from this morning's times)

a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s*** (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link

Seriously? Isn't that from the david cameron loltwitterfeed i follow?

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link

I know right. 'Govt source' clearly very tired and emotional.

bite my shitty copper bottom (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link

This is like a chinese burn they weren't expecting.

Mark G, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link

It's like that Day Today vignette (or was it Brasseye?) with the minister walking out of No 10 and letting loose a volley of f-bombs.

Life imitates Chris Morris, I guess.

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

someone's got to replace Malcolm Tucker now he's off to play Dr Who.

piscesx, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

LOOOOOOOL they don't like it up 'em, do they?

What they forget because of their hatecrush on Len McCluskey et al: Miliband won the leadership not because of 'trade unions' but because he was the only viable candidate who didn't have dirty hands over Iraq.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

there is virtually nothing more despicable than uk govt pussyholes getting upset because they can't get to participate (provide 1-2% of ordinance and a political filigree) in a bombing campaign

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link

dude it's a regrettable and measured response to an unspeakable violation of international law, i'm sure none of these guys get a bone-on at the thought of playing armchair missile command

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

they've got intelligence dossiers and everything

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link

Downing Street also released a statement, based on the formal legal advice by the attorney general, Dominic Grieve, that limited military strikes to deter future chemical weapons attacks would be in line with international law.

This always makes me laugh. iirc Dominic Grieve's specialism is occupational health and safety regulations. He'll have asked for expert advice from someone whose answer he knew would be "yes" in advance. Had he wanted a "no" he'd have asked the expert advice of someone else.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

there's probably no chance of an internation lawyer being appointed attorney general precisely because they might be expected to know something about international law and be more obviously compromised when they have to sign off on something unlawful

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

International law has so many grey areas you can usually find someone with excellent credentials who will say that the case you're trying to make is, at least, arguable. The fact that the case will never actually have to be argued in front of a court makes it easier.

The expert who signed off the invasion of Iraq genuinely believed that there was a case for saying that it was legal. He was one of the top people in the field, too. He was just in a tiny minority who felt that way.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

are there lawyers/barristers/solicitors that will tell you that a case is not arguable? if you are offering them money if they will argue that case?

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

yes but that was christopher greenwood not the attorney general imbecile goldsmith

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

goldsmith doesn't seem to have any international law background which would have helped in coming to the conclusion that the iraq war was lawful

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Yes, absolutely. The AG generally doesn't have any kind of academic or legal reputation in any field, i think. They aren't really expected to know anything other than who to ask for the right advice.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Which is understandable given the breadth of their role and the narrow specialisms most lawyers have.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

with syria i would guess the international law bros are more eveninly split than they were in iraq, and the evidence for assad's use of chemical weapons is probably better than the iraq 'evidence'

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. The Iraq justification was based on a creative interpretation of a UN resolution. This is being justified under the idea of humanitarian intervention which is much harder to rebut. There is no law that lets you intervene in civil wars unilaterally but, at the same time, it has been done quite a few times in the past so you can point to precedent.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

tempted to suggest that specific expertise is usually avoided when making any ministerial appointments

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

else you end up with someone like estelle morris whose experience of teaching caused her to realize she wasn't very good at administering education

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

haha sometimes i love the guardian still

Miliband was already angry after a government source used expletives overnight to criticise Miliband. A government source told the Times on Wednesday night: "No 10 and the Foreign Office think Miliband is a fucking cunt and a copper-bottomed shit."

caek, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

the phrasing 'a government source' makes it sound like they had a cabinet meeting and that was their official conclusion, time to write up the press release.

Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

British MPs have voted to reject possible military action against the Assad regime in Syria to deter the use of chemical weapons.

A government motion was defeated 285 to 272, a majority of 13 votes.

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

Good stats for context here - http://nottspolitics.org/2013/08/29/why-the-outcome-of-the-commons-vote-on-syria-is-difficult-to-predict/ - and interesting line on the rise of backbench since 2003. Govt hasn't lost a vote on military action in 100 years.

stet, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

haha

Stunning scenes. Michael Gove overheard shouting at Tory rebels outside Commons chamber: “You’re a disgrace, you’re a disgrace”.

difficult to see how obama can continue without the universally respected moral imprimatur of the uk

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

grats uk

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

Michael Gove remains a cockfarmer.

Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

looking forward to footage of a bunch of crusty old Majors pulling down Cameron's statue at central office

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

From the I'm Rubber, You're Glue department, I give you Mrs Michael Gove:

@SarahVine Pathetic losers who can't see past their own interests.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

someone should tell her that not everyone has shares in BAE systems

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

this is an excellent surprise but i'm loathe to believe it's going to drastically alter fealty to america

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

The implications could be significant if it adds pressure to put any / all military action before parliament in the future.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

that has become a sort of convention by now anyway, a prime minister isn't likely to exercise the royal prerogative unless there is extreme urgency

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link


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