why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Heloise? Made fifteen hundred and seven sideways toaster grill cheeses in one day? Biggest lifehack in history, style section New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black, man. YO THIS IS HELOISE!

FWIW I tried the coffee ice cubes trick and it's great. Iced coffee any time.

It SOUNDS like a great trick. I drink so much iced coffee. I'd totally do that if I used trays instead of an icemaker. : \

use ice cube trays & then put the cubes into a tupperware or freezer bag once they are frozen #lifehacks

turn a icemaker sideways

then make cheese toast in it.

Freeze cheese cubes to keep your iced cheese toast from getting watered down.

Freeze your toaster and then use your toaster to defrost itself.

pour iced coffee onto a sideways toaster and catch the runoff in a mug for a awesome cup of hot coffee

Put your smashed toaster inbetween two intact (etc)

turn your coffee mug sideways to warm your lap during the winter

^^^ one HOT TIP that make the coffee stores MAD

What do you put the coffee ice cubes into? A glass of milk? Don't you have to wait until the ice cubes have melted before it's any good?

...

what

the picture shows them in a glass of milk, it's confusing

Cool so you get a weak super milky iced coffee, yum-yums!

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Heloise nurtured in me a sense of ingenuity in handling even the most mundane problems. Without her, who knows if I ever would have boiled my undershirts?!

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(she said to boil them with lemons, but I let them boil too long and the lemon rinds disintegrated and god what a sloppy mess)

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, but how did they taste?

you can put coffee cubes into milk but that's the wrong way to make coffee milk

it's a hack

milkhax dot net

if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life

https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1174679_10151613471386378_498290704_n.jpg

lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid

http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/

http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg
vs
http://www.postconstructioncleanupchicago.com/soniamanicmaids.jpg

Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.

Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.

― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right

sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks

my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks

I want to believe

but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live

not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack

i think you're thinkin of bagel hack

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
You can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4

it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer

hoos whut

I want to believe it's fake.

But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.

i dont know what i want anymore

rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857

there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota

churn content get click$

there is every reason to believe that everything is fake

haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"

idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context

There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.

Life Hacks ‏@lifehacks 2h
On http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 1h
Mountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!

But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg

So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.

http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/18316bde054b11e38d1822000a1f8cf0_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/f673e63cff6b11e2875e22000a9e016c_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/70ca9ecafcde11e28b2322000a1fbe1b_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage9.ak.instagram.com/61000c00fd8311e2873022000a1fa909_7.jpg

fuck your bowls
fuck your candy cane
fuck your cookies n' milk
and fuck your grandma

there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing

oh man the cookies n milk foul