why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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it's a hack

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

milkhax dot net

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid

mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.

Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.

― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

I want to believe

mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

i think you're thinkin of bagel hack

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
You can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4

it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer

crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

hoos whut

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

I want to believe it's fake.

But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.

pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

i dont know what i want anymore

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857

crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

churn content get click$

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link

there is every reason to believe that everything is fake

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link

idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context

max, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.

Life Hacks ‏@lifehacks 2h
On http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 1h
Mountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

oh man the cookies n milk foul

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

wtf with the milk in the cookie tray

i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

lmao

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

its hacking for all the wrong reasons

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!

die

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg

if you fall for this you deserve to

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link

no one has ever done that

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

omg at MILK ->

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

and how the fuck is that a life hack

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

how is anything a "life hack"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link

That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link

it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link


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