it's a hack
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
milkhax dot net
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1174679_10151613471386378_498290704_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg vshttp://www.postconstructioncleanupchicago.com/soniamanicmaids.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.
Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
i think you're thinkin of bagel hack
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugYou can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4
it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
hoos whut
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe it's fake.
But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
i dont know what i want anymore
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
churn content get click$
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
there is every reason to believe that everything is fake
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context
― max, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.
Life Hacks @lifehacks 2hOn http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hMountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link
http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/18316bde054b11e38d1822000a1f8cf0_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/f673e63cff6b11e2875e22000a9e016c_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/70ca9ecafcde11e28b2322000a1fbe1b_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage9.ak.instagram.com/61000c00fd8311e2873022000a1fa909_7.jpg
fuck your bowlsfuck your candy canefuck your cookies n' milkand fuck your grandma
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
oh man the cookies n milk foul
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
wtf with the milk in the cookie tray
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
lmao
i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
its hacking for all the wrong reasons
god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!
die
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg
if you fall for this you deserve to
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
no one has ever done that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
omg at MILK ->
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
and how the fuck is that a life hack
how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link