OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

bropair underrated imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

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so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

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i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

hes an object of weird twitter fascination

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.

don't click on that twitter link y'all

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

esp at work

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

Who died and made you the president of weird twitter

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

wolfpupy

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist

this account is fucking incredible

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 29 Jul

1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 26 Jul

Went to #Beijing seeking a #Transformative #CulturalExperience & was let down by its closeness to the US. Guess I'll try #India next time :(

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

B-)

lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

I mean I could literally repost the entire account, it is vicious and hilarious

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 1 Apr

Yoga! #yoga
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crüt, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

hahahaha

maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

What was the original MO of weird twitter? Was it just alienating people? I know there have been thinkpieces about this, but I'm never gonna read one.

kaleb, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

I think it was just dudes from a somethingawful board propagating their humor on a new medium

mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's pretty accurate

also i'm glad this post got preserved for posterity
http://www.tehposts.com/fiction/open-palm-slam-a-vhs.html

ciderpress, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah "Weird Twitter" is literally just an extension of FYAD except you can't beecock unfunny people's threads so accounts like JonnySun get popular

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

@WhiteFeminist reminds me quite a lot of https://twitter.com/Chino_Wanker

transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 07:44 (ten years ago) link

do cool dudes not like chinos any more

r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link

tbf that account peaked in 2012 so maybe the pendulum has swung back

transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

Occasionally you run into something that looks like Weird Twitter but really isn't. A selection of Twitter user https://twitter.com/rob_slash05 reveals a deeply malevolent intelligence wreaking havoc on Toronto, and one with no apparent understanding of the distinction between Twitter, email, and postal mail.

@rob_slash05 Robert bennede✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi paula

@TOMayorFord hello mayor rob ford rose and vince caputo@72 yore rd. toronto

@VisitNovaScotia I wish to receive info on nova scotia tourism vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont m6m1w7

@HarbourfrontTO maria sale✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧ take me to harbor front please

@AirCanada @calgarystampede hey rob! say hi to your nanna

@AirCanada rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi Robert how I Ashley?

@lpluser carmine sale✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hello from vince

@TTCnotices hello ttc I wish to receive ttc route map for Toronto vince caputo!http://t.co/UYBMtR8oDq

@globeandmail alberta http://t.co/hVVb8Rq5KW

@vincecap✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hi maria

hello rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ vince

mike_✧✧✧@m✧.c✧✧ hi mike say hi to Robert from vince and nanna

@RootsCanada I wish to receive brocohures vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont.canada

fields of salmon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

i think that counts as weird twitter

max, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link

semi-weird:

https://twitter.com/emeliosalazar

goole, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/wizardishungry/status/382517771315445760

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

lol http://github.com/WIZARDISHUNGRY/magical-effect-tweeter

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

this is the most unsurprising surprise

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

in honor of horse_ebooks's passing, here is the original tweet that got SA/weirdtwitter people following it via @fart:

https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/44114266613231616

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

see, tbf, the buzzfeed guy didn't take it over until september

real horse_ebooks died a long time ago, friends

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

september of 2011, that is

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

tbf the buzzfeed guy is the tweeter formerly known as @agentlebrees

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

legendary tweeter I should say

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

lol at all this twitter conspiracy shit people are throwing out there now http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/horse-ebooks-the-dril-question

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

Ah yes, good old Agent LeBrees.

Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

We've had a little bit of chatter about this on the Pronunciation Thread, maybe enough for a dedicated thread? Or maybe not, it'll be old news pretty soon.

emil.y, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

reported by susan orlean lol http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2013/09/horse-ebooks-and-pronunciation-book-revealed.html

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

Susan Orlean is also performing at the installation today, reportedly.

emil.y, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

wait until they reveal that Susan Orlean was horse_ebooks before September 2011

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

this account is promising
https://twitter.com/UpWorthIt

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

The shocking part isn't her lack of legs, it's what she chose to do without them.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

I'm not an orphan. But I think we should listen to this one.

Lamp, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

I can't believe AGB works at fucking BuzzFeed of all places, that's the saddest thing in the world

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

everyone needs jobs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link


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