give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champman
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
oof typos vmic
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champion
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
mark david champion the wonder horse
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me
can the healing begin
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LastLinesFromGreatBooks-the-monster-at-the-end-of-this-book.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1150183_699560966724650_1280945903_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098210_699559860058094_1384450857_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998080_699401356740611_161803390_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1001722_694460693901344_330233771_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1157453_396762900424719_279206413_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
That's quite the harvest.
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
groanwing
― crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
stormcloudsgathering
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
a gathering front
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
a st0rmfr0nt if you will
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
i wasn't gonna say it!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/196015-1/Weatherman-fail.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
Chico Buarque!
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1186242_403240299776119_564744636_n.jpg
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
poster not a psychologist or a lawyer.
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
the law of feeling guilty
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
what is that even
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
i don't even know!
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
semicolon space open parenthesis
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
Argh I mean quote, whatever f u
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
it's from The Funny FARM
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
As a lawyer, that is a thing I yell a lot, so that seems pretty accurate to me.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
lol
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
Another blow to political correctness: Men are more intelligent than women. "When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
Another blow to political correctness:
Men are more intelligent than women.
"When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
this shows up on my timeline not from a friend of mine, but because a facebook friend of mine commented to argue against it. he apparently is friends with lots of assholes and likes to argue with them (poorly) which means that then these second-order asshole posts end up on my fb too.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link
men are a-maze-ing
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
thank god we have so many maze puzzles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mouse.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link