http://www.theonion.com/articles/some-stupid-thing-making-the-rounds-among-your-fac,33644/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151175254591894&set=a.283071796893.180582.500351893&type=1&ref=nf
xp to too much time on ilx fyi
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559065_10151175254591894_170483541_n.jpg
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that macro so much
jfc
and FUCK warner brothers in general
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
yes. yes. fuck your quirky i'm a special individualistic star memes in the face for eternity.
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link
ALERTS TO THREATSIN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,John Cleese ,British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link
Based on a date-limited Google search, it looks like this thing was born around November 2005. As far as I can tell, no source using this in 2007 or earlier attempts to attribute this to Cleese, although on this undated page someone named Khorne says that the joke reminds him of a different joke told by Cleese. It also looks like the joke grows to include more countries over time, so it's likely there is no single creator.
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link
the archaeology of idiot memes is going to produce some great books in the future
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
[...]
Australia, meanwhile
― max, Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link
they have history of getting involved tbf
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
fightin round the world etc
ahem "Born in NEW ZEALAND in '64"
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
everything is our business
everything
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link
I don't know too many people as bitter as me about shit like this and pop culture in person. Thanks for enabling, ilx.
― Evan, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/521421_597498496946445_1579282888_n.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1170702_675502442460361_1236981379_n.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
Ah, so the road runner has been persecuting him all this time...
― pplains, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
Weird choice of cartoon character to illustrate that point. xp heh.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
Wile E Coyote seems like the sort of dude who would slowly sink into a state of unjustified victimhood over the years
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
a bit proto-MRA. Why does the Road Runner keep rudely rebuffing him? It can't be anything he's doing wrong, can it?
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2881/9620061865_8d0f7675f0.jpg
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Damn, too slow with my fauxtoshop skills.
A+ work
― mh, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
looks like a bunch of people are sharing this:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aOqmV36_700b_v3.jpg
@WhiteFeminist would be proud!!
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
i guess times have changed but when i was in junior school they insisted we had at least a rudimentary understanding of the subject before we busted out our crayons
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
LEAVE WHITEY ALONE
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
can I get a privilege check on register 1 please
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
oh i get it: stickman = strawman. hilarious comic,g reat posting.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
women and racial minorities will be agreed that unkindness is what makes society bad.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
oh my god i finally get it. racism is just... people being mean!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
let's put an end to police impoliteness.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
AN UNKIND THING TO SAY TO A PERSON
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
institutional meanness is an important social issue
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
Kindness is always worth stanning for. otoh, using that as a reason to say racism or sexism are not worth calling out is so wrongheaded I can't even begin.
― Aimless, Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
*gets attacked by mob of ppl yelling gay slurs* wow mean
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
*gets shuttled onto the professional mommy track and paid 25% less than male colleagues* So unkind!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
*gets caught by bounty hunters, tortured and sent to u.s. prison indefinitely without trial* be nicer!
― MAVEN ! (Matt P), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/558593_658329497103_998171637_n.jpg
imaginary Christians ask the toughest theological questions huh
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
I really hate that guy.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
Like, can you imagine just hanging out with Penn Jilette? Just getting coffee or whatever? Ugh, awful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
I hang out with Penn Jilette all I want.
― crüt, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
lol
― bite my shitty copper bottom (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
i used to like him when i thought he had magical powers
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
a quick google, the only google I'm currently willing to commit to, doesn't bring up any more evidence that he actually said this than John Cleese said that thing above, although I'll grant you that this one sits a bit more comfortably
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/01/22/is-atheism-a-religion/atheism-should-end-religion-not-replace-it
― badg, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Taking Sides: Atheism or Cargo Shorts?
― how's life, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
Ironically, the Gillette thing is sort of an argument for religion
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
the house he grew up in is right down the road from me. he still owns it and rents it out.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:41 PM (25 minutes ago)
ahahaha
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
i have to say I am sooooooooo fucking over smug atheist FB macros
like, you know you sound like a smug evangelist, right?
they can all diaf afaic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link