why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I really hate that guy.

Like, can you imagine just hanging out with Penn Jilette? Just getting coffee or whatever? Ugh, awful.

I hang out with Penn Jilette all I want.

lol

i used to like him when i thought he had magical powers

a quick google, the only google I'm currently willing to commit to, doesn't bring up any more evidence that he actually said this than John Cleese said that thing above, although I'll grant you that this one sits a bit more comfortably

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/01/22/is-atheism-a-religion/atheism-should-end-religion-not-replace-it

Taking Sides: Atheism or Cargo Shorts?

Ironically, the Gillette thing is sort of an argument for religion

the house he grew up in is right down the road from me. he still owns it and rents it out.

I hang out with Penn Jilette all I want.

― crüt, Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:41 PM (25 minutes ago)

ahahaha

i have to say I am sooooooooo fucking over smug atheist FB macros

like, you know you sound like a smug evangelist, right?

they can all diaf afaic

idk if we should discriminate btwn different types of smugness itt tbf

death to smug

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/01/08/opinion/penn_jillette/penn_jillette-thumbStandard.jpg

So great that this avatar both has a smug mouth and eye-roll.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/252294_576947529012356_393729660_n.jpg

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/a35b4dd292200f6a392e859e1523eba5/tumblr_mr5aw4qqPs1samygro1_500.jpg

i love that

He gets it

He's getting it in the pic

Exactly, there's already a name for when you look at nature and get all inspired and full of awe, and it's not called science, IT'S CALLED RElIGION, BIYOTCH!

did you really just 'biyotch'

my god

he also just 'RElIGION'

yeah BOOYAH

you tell em

no, the thing I'm talking about actually is called REIIGION

hm ok

http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1146732_501876006557624_1917342891_n.jpg

i have a surfeit of happiness AND YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Emerson had robotlike powers over his emotions.

Dudes in that picture are totally raging against the dying of the light. For every minute you are happy you lose sixty seconds of sweet-ass rage.

what if you're angry in space.

As you approach the speed of light, losing sixty seconds becomes relative.

http://i.imgur.com/0S6u1Wc.jpg

Miley's ass = Japanese nuclear plants

which is more radioactive?

i don't know where to put this so

https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564400_10201542877361148_865678757_n.jpg

oh so that's what being a nerd is all about, huh? I thought it was more like -- obscure hobbies and uncontrollable pedantry.

side note: i always thought somebody should do research into the nerd sociolect. many of them seem to have a very strange tone & cadence that becomes more prominent the more obscure their interests

if anyone can tell me who the fuck matthew coe is then drinks are on me when we meet

dude who wrote the song that they use at the end of portal iirc, and also some other geek-culture songs.

oh wait that's jonathan coulton i have no idea who matthew coe is

minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo

That's never a quote from the bible!

When Matt Coe schools us on nerds, it behooves us to listen, because of his unflinching ability to put together whole sentences on the subject.

ugh
https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1236549_554960727886814_1981618566_n.jpg

gardening maybe not cheaper than therapy if u don't already have a garden tho

Gardening is cheaper than a tonsillectomy and you also get tomatoes. And tomato-sized tonsils.

Hide from your problems in a garden. That makes it ok. Because garden.