Oh, the last two options have been cut short. They should read like this:
I have not photocopied my arse, or been present while someone else photocopied their arse, but I have seen photographic evidence that someone known to me has photocopied their arse
I have not photocopied my arse, or been present while someone else photocopied their arse, or seen photographic evidence that someone known to me has photocopied their arse
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
I was there when Patrick Moore tried to photocopy Uranus...
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
The third google hit for 'Photocopying your arse at office party' is this ilx thread
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
Doesn't bart simpson do this
There's an Irvine Welsh book where ppl in an office photocopy their dicks to see whose is biggest and one guy wins cause he used the "enlarge" function <--LITERATURE
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tvspots.tv/video/25858/
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
Description: VIRGIN - MELANIE BLATT Commercial Public Services VIRGIN Advertising Agency:RAINEY KELLY CAMPBELL ROALFE/Y&R UNITED KINGDOM Creative Director:Pip Bishop/Chris Hodgkiss Copywriter:PIP BISHOP Art Director:CHRIS HODGKISS Agency Producer:HELEN DURKIN Account Supervisor:CHRIS MACDONALD Production Company:THOMAS THOMAS UNITED KINGDOM Director:KEVIN THOMAS Producer:PHILIPPA THOMAS Lighting Cameraman:BOB PENDAR HUGHES<br>Melanie Blatt photocopies her bum then throws hundreds of copies out of a window. Super: Virgin Mobile gives bonus airtime back to their biggest fans. MELANIE BLATT | 2002 | No Award
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDfa9Fz3Qnk
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
What amount of time do you think elapsed between the invention of the photocopier and a photocopier being used to photocopy someone's arse?
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
I think that possibly that was the main reason the photocopier was invented in the first place.
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
I can't remember why I started this thread.
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
I appreciate those who answered seriously.
― platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
This is an example of something british comedy writers invented in the 80s that was so lame that it only lasted another twenty years in the scene, a relative eyeblink
eva mendes tho
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gn62bzp0N0
― how's life, Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link