why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

he also just 'RElIGION'

yeah BOOYAH

you tell em

no, the thing I'm talking about actually is called REIIGION

hm ok

http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1146732_501876006557624_1917342891_n.jpg

i have a surfeit of happiness AND YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Emerson had robotlike powers over his emotions.

Dudes in that picture are totally raging against the dying of the light. For every minute you are happy you lose sixty seconds of sweet-ass rage.

what if you're angry in space.

As you approach the speed of light, losing sixty seconds becomes relative.

http://i.imgur.com/0S6u1Wc.jpg

Miley's ass = Japanese nuclear plants

which is more radioactive?

i don't know where to put this so

https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564400_10201542877361148_865678757_n.jpg

oh so that's what being a nerd is all about, huh? I thought it was more like -- obscure hobbies and uncontrollable pedantry.

side note: i always thought somebody should do research into the nerd sociolect. many of them seem to have a very strange tone & cadence that becomes more prominent the more obscure their interests

if anyone can tell me who the fuck matthew coe is then drinks are on me when we meet

dude who wrote the song that they use at the end of portal iirc, and also some other geek-culture songs.

oh wait that's jonathan coulton i have no idea who matthew coe is

minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo

That's never a quote from the bible!

When Matt Coe schools us on nerds, it behooves us to listen, because of his unflinching ability to put together whole sentences on the subject.

ugh
https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1236549_554960727886814_1981618566_n.jpg

gardening maybe not cheaper than therapy if u don't already have a garden tho

Gardening is cheaper than a tonsillectomy and you also get tomatoes. And tomato-sized tonsils.

Hide from your problems in a garden. That makes it ok. Because garden.

I could always tell when Mum was working through some shit when I came home from school and all the roses were pruned down to bare stalks

she still needed therapy

Its that thing where something helps one person and they think it will help everyone. "Hey, ur depressed? Just paint! That helped me!!"

I'm thinking of writing down all the little tips people give me to deal with depression; maybe seeing them all written down will make some sense. Maybe even try them all in one day...

1,001 Things To Do Before You Try Therapy

THE TOMATOES DON'T JUST SIT THERE JUDGING ME, THE TOMATOES LOVE ME

BUT TOMATOES DISAGREE WITHME

i had to mow down the tomato plants with the ride on mower, dont u see? they were willfully disobeying my wishes, i just want to be respected in my own home goddammit

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417

xp

i lolled.

then i cried, then i wept hysterically, then i ran up and down the street naked and screaming.

minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo

― mookieproof, Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice, i will gladly pay up

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1150328_697046476976605_245106574_n.jpg

I love tortured acronyms as much as the next person but this is too much.

https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1157740_538122199577051_472311958_n.jpg

lol, like

except the Chinese flag analogy doesn't really work

Argh, I started trying to fix those acronyms in my head but there were just too many.

I just saw this one on a friend's mom's feed

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21410_10151917342442150_1326361362_n.jpg

the wiring looks a little scary in that coffee place. maybe that's why they don't have wi-fi.

i always think its a bad idea in any store to have any kind of negative signage. NO we don't take credit cards. telling people what you don't have and what you don't do is psychologically bad retail strategy. and the sad reason they have to put the sign up is because a hundred people a day ask if they have wi-fi.

Leave your book at the door... we TALK to each other.

I go to coffee shops to do homework or other work. I guess I could just chat with strangers about my quizzes instead.

I just want to take a moment itt to mention how much I hate "Thug Kitchen"

No, we don't have wi-fi... and we blame you for that.

I just want to take a moment itt to mention how much I hate "Thug Kitchen"

― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 12:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

while i have no doubt it's written by a 30-yo wite girl i kinda can't help liking thug kitchen.

Shopping at Wal Mart on Labor Day
is like flying a Chinese flag... on Labor Day

"Hey, sucks that theres no wi-fi here"
"Yeah. There's a place just down the street that does though."
"Cool, let's go there"