9.2 million
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
33.7
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
396 million
― wombspace (abanana), Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
11.26 billion (90 million per second)
― Z S, Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
just kidding, i'm only up to 40,000
42.8, arrrrrgh
Also, I gave Clockwork Cat a go - that is SUPER CUTE. Shame it's so short, but eh, Ludum Dare, what you gonna do...
― emil.y, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
Love TD, and the Cursed Treasure 2 game is hella fun. Especially like that one of the towers looks like a TARDIS.
― Shannon Leeedles (Leee), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
80.8 mill per second
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
115.5
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link
223
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
after a certain point it all depends on the golden cookies
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 2 September 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
yeah, simple math suggests that 400 million per second is pretty much the cap
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
is there an end game here or is it just GET ALL TEH STUFF
There is no endgame as far as I can tell. I assume you've gotten to the "matriachs" by now? They're interesting, but they don't lead anywhere.
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Also, it's still being updated frequently, so open it in a new window occasionally and check the version.
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah, grandmapocalypse is anticlimax
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
283.6A cursor is now 50 billion to purchasewhy do i gravitate to this time wasting stuff
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
354 millionsigh
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
61 mil per secondI think "playing" this kind of game long enough to get this to this point says something about me, something that might not be so good
― Euler, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
tell me about it
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
as i try to make a billion cookies by clicking
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
sorry was going to finish that post but I got a golden cookie
― Euler, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
these things come into my life, carry too much weight and disappear in the course of a week but while they're there it's like a tick. And a tic.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
^^^ baically my relationship with scads of games from this thread, whether of the abstracted cookie-box variety or things that at a glance look more like 'games.'
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
like I was gonna say something about ~what is a game~ in light of the skeletal nature of this one, but I'm not sure what to say. like forks said: what's the end game? & I can't really consider that when I'm like "uh need the 100 portal achievement", like, what is an end game? certainly it isn't plot that I'm looking for here. click click click
― Euler, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
i'm telling myself it ends when i get all the achievements
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
i think the endgame for me is when i dunk the cookie
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
i can't say i dislike it because i've sunk an embarrassing amount of time into it already, but i don't think Cookie Clicker compares very favorably to Candy Box. Candy Box eventually evolves into a passable rpg, with exploration, looting, and a tangible end game. the constant underlying multiplying accumulation engine is given meaning because you're actually saving up to buy real items that you need for the adventure component of the game. Cookie Clicker doesn't have any similar meaning. saving up for the big upgrade only results in a split second bit of jogged curiosity when you see how much your multiplier increased. it feels much more like checking boxes.
― Z S, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
i quit cookie clicker earlier today. final score: 537 million cookies per second
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
agree with all that
back in the day I had an office job without internet access and the corporation even deleted minesweeper and solitaire from its win boxes so the opportunities to goof off at my desk were minimal. so I wrote a spreadsheet that played the card game War against itself, and I watched it for hours, and this game feels like that except with better graphics, so thanks Internet, I'm right where I was in 1995 click click click
― Euler, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIeqMotAHxk
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624426^ 3 minutes tops. i like the animation.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
*SPOILER*
awwww I knew I shouldn't have kicked the puppy. :(
― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
lol thanks for the dog tip
― Nhex, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
Look up "Sushi". Where you stab these little pieces of sushi on an Asian restaurant table. The most deliciously stupid and simple game, but two weeks after downloading it from iTunes, I keep playing it. I think it has some aesthetic reward that keeps pulling me back. That and it goes with my current love for hibachi buffet.
― Marian, you're too stupid to be a Republican (I M Losted), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
I was feeling pretty smug about the fact I resisted the temptation to click those cookies like the rest of you, then I remembered I've been putting about an hour a day into Animal Crossing for the last 3 months.
― JimD, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/125/db2.pngi'm at 368.2 myself but holy fuck
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
eh it would be easy to mess with the save file to fuck with your CPS but that's taking the pointlessness of this to yet another level
― Euler, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
153 mil per sec for me BY LEGIT MEANS as of now
actually I don't mind this running in a browser window while I do real work, I can periodically check on it & after half an hour buy a cursor or something, then get back to work
― Euler, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
the finishing post seems to keep getting further away is the worst thing
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
pretty tempted just to buy the upgrade it warns me against now and see what happens
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
not much, but go for it
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
"Cookie Dunker" achievement made me laugh. (It got updated and I had to come back.)
― wombspace (abanana), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
okay, i figured out how to dunk and it was not that exciting and i closed the window and i'm done now.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
it dunked while i wasn't looking!
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
http://greatlanguagegame.com/play/
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
that's great (and appropriate given your username)
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
Method Not Allowed
The method is not allowed for the requested URL.
Not working for me.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
Hmm, link works better with just: http://greatlanguagegame.com/
Given my username you'd think I would be good at it, but no.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
http://greatlanguagegame.com^this will work
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link