why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

WRITTEN BY A 21-YEAR OLD FEMALE...

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

ooh la la, frozen pizza.

WRITTEN BY A 21-YEAR OLD FEMALE...

''For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.'' is my favorite sentence of the week.

Some hellish landscape she is painting there.

This looks familiar...

http://i.imgur.com/p4qQLH6.jpg

but hey wouldn't that violate someone's ri... oh cool you've got that covered never mind good post

here are the keys to "us gov't"

Vote #1 That 21 Year Old

You will henceforth live in a special designated area and you will wear a special badge to identify your status and you will be sterilized and

The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

If you don't want to reproduce or if you do want to reproduce, get a job.

no cash for Ding Dongs

lmao seandalai

if you don't want a job get a job, if you hate your job get a job, if you look at me like that get a job

oh wait, I misread the Norplant thing! At least her Medicaid would cover birth control.

if I already own a xbox can I apply for welfare or do I have to give it away

Lotta lower-income Catholics in the Lone Star state not going to take those Norplants very well.

aw man sell my rims and my blasting stereo?

*kicks dirt*

what if I use my welfare money to buy a smartcar, is that cool

yes, but you have to push it everywhere, cuz if you want to get electricity get a job

If you want a smartcar, get a job.

If you want an xp, get a job.

cmon man

when I get a job I'm gonna vote for someone else, this lady is mean

the idea that people on welfare are spending their welfare money on these goods is always the weird shit

or the fox news talking point of "how can you be POOR you have a TELEVISION and a REFRIGERATOR"

Like, 200 years ago, the KING OF ENGLAND didn't have a refrigerator, man! And he was the fucking king of fucking England!

if you do not have a job, we will give you a job. then, you must get a job.

Job job JOB, job. Job? Job job.

if you have a job we will give you all the smokes and whisky

"Gov't subsistence"

sounds about right.

Addicted to the shindig? Stopping implants and a job.

Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

CONSIDER THIS, BATMAN! *throws a smoke bomb, concealing economic & social realities*

military barracks and cleaning trash up by the roadside kinda sounds like something else than welfare...
Don't like prison? Get a job!

Amazing facts #3: between October 2008 and October 2009, approximately 8 million lazy, shiftless, good-for-nothing Americans suddenly decided they didn't want to work for a living any more and decided to live off govenment handouts instead, bcz... free Ho-Hos!!

Presumably the government handouts thing excludes politicians, CEO's & board members of corporations that get mad subsidies, etc.

Though having Lloyd Blankfein live in a barracks and have to keep a list of all his possessions and clean up trash on the roadside does sound good.

http://www.diamondlightlmw.com/When%20you%20by%20from%20an%20artist.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Get a job, hippie!

― scott seward, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One thing I agree with is that we shouldn't be paying for other people's mistakes. By all means, hand a bill for mass unemployment, loan defaults, and economic recession directly to the financial institutions that torpedoed the economy in the first place.

"We racists have learned to not expect much from 21 year olds, especially GIRLS, but I think this one actually gets what being racist is all about"

Subject to inspections at any time? Mandatory sterilisation?

Small government?

asking questions? get a job

http://givenbreath.com/2013/09/03/fyi-if-youre-a-teenage-girl/

I feel like this has shown up from 20 people on FB - mostly Jesus freaks from high school but some people who should know better.

http://i.imgur.com/a0QRFKr.png

Now this is some next-level trolling right here.

all the moms commenting w/"right on!!" really depresses me

Elizabeth Stover Langfahl says:
September 3, 2013 at 11:39 am

I appreciate the thoughts in this post (and do agree!) but I find it a bit funny & thought-provoking that you decided to illustrate this post with pictures of your boys (?) in their swim suits. They are good-looking young guys and of course that is perfectly normal and acceptable for them to be in their swim trunks, but couldn’t a young teenage girl looking at that with friends be led to talk about them looking “hot” or whatever if they were popping up in their instagram account? (My oldest is an almost 10 year old girl who has no interest in boys, so not too sure yet how teen girls think!) I really want to know if this could be an issue for some girls (or guys) or not really.

If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family.

And now – big bummer – we have to block your posts. Because, the reason we have these (sometimes awkward) family conversations around the table is that we care about our sons, just as we know your parents care about you.

The slut shaming and sexual politics were off the charts, but these were the sentences that stood out as creepiest.
I know things have changed since I was in high school but if my parents had insisted on this level of intrusion into my private life I would have gone insane.

it funny cause compared to the porn yr sons are watching online these facebook pics dont really sound like bannable offenses

lol i guess that there are vast swaths of people - basically all the commenters in that article - who don't see this post as egregiously sexist

they're called "Christians"

and/or 'morons'