why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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ur not ready 4 this jelly

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

I'm sorry ma'am, but I am a teenage girl and my parents do not care about me. Your son has been a positive influence in my life and I am starting to learn self-confidence through conversations with him, but no you've cut me off. You seem like you could have been a role model, but now I will never meet you.

Signed,
Teenage girl who had the nerve to wear a bikini

space is deep (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

on the whole i think a searchable list of people who need to be exterminated on the way to a better world is a useful thing

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

yikes

Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

seriously dude i'm opening my mental killfile from now but i'm baffled as to why somebody who appears to have absorbed ILX history so much doesn't understand what a fucking awful poster they are

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

education vs intelligence

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

seriously dude i'm opening my mental killfile from now but i'm baffled as to why somebody who appears to have absorbed ILX history so much doesn't understand what a fucking awful poster they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPiMmaKsW0

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

great stuff. bye.

Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yUmhsy3KuY

balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

hello Treeship, i don't think you're an awful poster, in fact i enjoy your contributions to ilx very much. i hope the video i posted didn't seem insensitive.

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

i appreciate that, bends.

Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

Dunno why people are calling treeship an awful poster, don't think they shd be

cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

So tempting to post 'SIKE! You Suck!' here, but i mean it, you're one of the best.xp

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

I was going to contribute to your Melancholia vs. Another Earth thread but i've never seen Another Earth and i can't remember what it was i was going to say about Melancholia. I might post something tomorrow if it comes back to me.

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

thanks. yeah, i'd love to hear your thoughts on melancholia, but if you liked that film i recommend you try to see another earth asap. both of these films deal with apocalyptic anticipation in a much more human way than anything else i've seen; i think it's natural to discuss them alongside one another.

Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

pretty cool pro-bacon anti-islam crossover here:

https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1187181_10201957248882309_371445679_n.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link

SORT YOURSELVES OUT, SYRIA

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

meanwhile i'd forgotten how funky that song is. and the incredible bongo break.

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

have you noticed the ratio of ppl saying the word bacon vs ppl shutting the fuck up & just eating it more or less equals their level of stupidity

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

things that make you go mmmmmm.....

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link

Was NV actually talking about Treeship, I am confused

space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link

every thread is about Treeship

i too went to college (silby), Friday, 6 September 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link

people overreacting to treeship are making treeship happen

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

any chance we could go back to laughing at Facebook macros rather than talking about a certain poster?

Neil S, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

who, treeship?

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

AwakenTheMind

kids today, rejecting traditional modes of human interaction like the image macro.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Friday, 6 September 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

Einstein was on his own when he said that.

Mark G, Friday, 6 September 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

lonely guy thinking baout relativity

Neil S, Friday, 6 September 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

HANGING OUT IN THE 80s: "Hey Michelle this friend of Tony's says he knows where to score some really good blow!"

2013 HANGING OUT: "OMG u no where I cn cop the yay? :>-|"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

I envy Einstein, living as he did before any kind of communications technology existed, the first half of the twentieth century was a gentler and more decent time :-(

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

When the war wasn't on.

(I know, I know)

Mark G, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

God these are so brilliant! Who would've thought to put Einstein in there? May as well have a quote from Plato relating to why the new Batman is worse than the old.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

we disappointed einstein, everyone. i think this requires a moment of reflection.

Spectrum, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

at this point it has come back round and become funny again imo

http://i39.tinypic.com/8vofis.jpg

sleepingbag, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

Looks like they ran out of letters, too.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

Obama's fault, of course.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

"kids today, rejecting traditional modes of human interaction like the image macro."

also rejecting ozone-depleting hair spray, so, its not all bad.

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

>>sigh<<

Moodles, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/falsellama/sadgoon.jpg

sleepingbag, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Oh no, not a modest home!!

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

That kid's got spots.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

It's measles, his parents don't believe in vaccines.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

man, a home and a job and health care? i'll never get ahead that way.

scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

"I'll start my own company and get rich" is maybe like two degrees more realistic as a life plan than trying to win the lottery.

ryan, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

I was going to start my own company and pay minimum wage to people who couldn't afford healthcare, maybe deplete the world's precious resources a bit, bribe a few politicians...Thanks Obama

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link


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