"We get no liberal media coverage on TV"
Wonder if they're using this to mean 'there are no liberal doses of coverage' or if it's being deployed in the rush limbovian sense
― sktsh, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
"am i limbovvered?"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
^ hahahah
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
the original story clearly started off in US English as per so i won't hold my breath for this becoming a thing
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
enjoy our home without fear of reprisal
Reprisal is an interesting word choice there. There can be no reprisal against you without your having earlier done someone a harm without redress or reparation.
― Aimless, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
Never underestimate the power of these kinds of apocryphal stories. They powered the Reader's Digest juggernaut for decades. Hell, they were the vast bulk of premodern literature.
― Aimless, Saturday, September 7, 2013 2:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha i read that as 'postmodern literature' and thought "wow that's a pretty rough slam, but i'm not so sure it applies to the _bulk_ of Barthelme's work..."
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link
oh weird i read the same thing and thought "i don't care enough about postmodern lit to try to figure out what that means"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
found some serious game-changing lifehacks
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― sleepingbag, Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
second to last is not a horrible idea tbf
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
finally, a lifehack for when i'm being buried alive
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
stick your head in the toilet bowl and flush it.this will have the effect of drowning you and making me very happy.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
bake some damn cinnamon rollsyour house will smell like a bakery
― i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
"if you'r ever being buried alive" is a death-hack, surely?
I guess it was only a matter of time before the damn "worst case scenario survival guide" material started showing up in these.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link
how the fuck are you even gonna be in a situation where someone's burying you alive and you're in any way capable of doing any of that
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link
if you're ever being buried alive, you should have thought of that before you pissed off bill
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
if you're ever being buried alive, fuck i shoulda checked the pulse before i panicked i guess
guys can we not talk about this sort of morbid stuff? i am in a bit of trouble right now with some really powerful people and would rather not contemplate being buried alive.
― james franco, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
thank u
sorry jho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
The span of time between getting that signal that I'm about to vomit and actually vomiting is only slightly longer than knowing I'm about to sneeze. How I'm supposed to eat ice cream during that moment is beyond me.
Unless I'm trying to induce the vomiting. Butterscotch praline coconut, here I come!
― pplains, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
and remember, whey you're getting buried alive, try not to get buried alive
― Neil S, Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:20 (ten years ago) link
remember to tie the shirt around both your face and mouth, not just your face.
― wends (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link
If you're ever being buried alive, throw yourself into your panic with full gusto (you probably won't get much choice in this, but it's actually best not to keep a clear head). There are few moments in life when one gets to really unleash an all-consuming, sanity-rending panic. Such a level of primal terror is probably so overwhelming what it's debatable to what extent it can even be called a 'conscious' event. You're unlikely to experience thoughts anywhere near as lucid as 'Oh God, I'm being buried alive'. In the face of such an unpleasant end, panic induced insanity may shield from the full consciousness of your death. You probably shouldn't take off your shirt and try to tie it around your face and mouth, that's kind of ridiculous.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link
Oh God, can't believe I just wrote that - just a brief thought on what possible advice you could give someone who's being buried alive and now I'm not gonna sleep for days. Sorry. :(
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
Also, panic might use up oxygen faster (I'm not gonna stop thinking about this now. Thanks a lot, macro makers/sharers)
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link
― mookieproof, Saturday, September 7, 2013 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what no
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
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― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
otm, trees should invest more in brand recognition
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
lol wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
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― sleepingbag, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
ahahahahaha
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
A+
― Moodles, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
cannabis showing the plant world how you do that shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
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― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
until they die...
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
xpost apparently you also found time to re-save a someecards jpeg a few dozen times - Go You!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
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goddamn fucking laundry
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
awwww, so sweet...
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
kids, can't live with 'em, can't wait for them to suffer horrifying injury
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
I will never be grateful for laundry.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 8 September 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
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― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
I AM MANHEAR ME FONT
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
what are naked bars?
― and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
hahaha, the arrows! I really, really want to know who made that thing, cuz I cannot really fathom it. Most of it seems like it's by a 13 year old, but then there's the stuff about "women half his age" which I dunno if a 13 year old would think about -- but then there's NAKED BARS and MOTORCYCLES and ROCK CONCERTS but also leaving the toilet seat up? Ilx needs more fonts - the end
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link