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― sleepingbag, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
ahahahahaha
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
A+
― Moodles, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
cannabis showing the plant world how you do that shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
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― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
until they die...
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
xpost apparently you also found time to re-save a someecards jpeg a few dozen times - Go You!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
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goddamn fucking laundry
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
awwww, so sweet...
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
kids, can't live with 'em, can't wait for them to suffer horrifying injury
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
I will never be grateful for laundry.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 8 September 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
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― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
I AM MANHEAR ME FONT
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
what are naked bars?
― and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
hahaha, the arrows! I really, really want to know who made that thing, cuz I cannot really fathom it. Most of it seems like it's by a 13 year old, but then there's the stuff about "women half his age" which I dunno if a 13 year old would think about -- but then there's NAKED BARS and MOTORCYCLES and ROCK CONCERTS but also leaving the toilet seat up? Ilx needs more fonts - the end
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
they left out the part where he died at age 43 and spent much of his last few months weeping at the foot of his bed while handing payment over to his soon to depart escort...
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922729/30_2009/03cada9f27a522f8_bear-naked-package.jpg
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I assume naked bars are something they had in Times Square in the 70s.
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Oh, they mean like strip clubs, right? I was thinking it meant bars where all the patrons were naked and I was confused.xp
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
There are lots of different versions of this out there, this one includes guns:
Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The Princess said "NO."
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny, big tittie broads and hunted and raced cars. He went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony. He kept his house and guns and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up..... The End
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
cute skinny girls vs skinny, big tittie broads
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
HE HUNTED CARS
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
I like the idea of this thing going around getting longer and longer with different bitter men adding their own particular gripes and resentments
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a thread idea, except ugh nevermind
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnickn0Obg
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKenBhkoAAo
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hthX-_HOa_8
The Prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"The Princess said "no".
The Prince went out and formed The Postal Service
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
has anyone actually seen this thing shared on facebook?
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I've avoided FB for the last week so I dunno
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBct2BI1mY
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
posted to youtube by someone whose most recent video is Tommy Robinson of the EDL giving his take on the killing of Lee Rigby
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
a real man keeps his milk in a box
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if they are also drinking whiskey from a box
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Princess to marry himThe Princess said "no"Prince said "HEYYYYYYYYY....LOOK ME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me????"■The Princess said, "No." ■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The end.
■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Prince to marry him.The Prince said "Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now And if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you like to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now If you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now If you want to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now Oh Baby! Just go ahead now Oh! Just just go ahead now Oh, your majesty! Just go ahead now Come on forget the King who... marry me!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
spiced rum for the spicy man
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg
― Mordy , Monday, 9 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link