why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lmao

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/namethesebrands-dangerousplant_zpse6d8c231.jpg

https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1235932_10151850891619643_807952485_n.jpg

until they die...

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1239377_10151848500064643_1449511141_n.png

xpost apparently you also found time to re-save a someecards jpeg a few dozen times - Go You!

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goddamn fucking laundry

awwww, so sweet...

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https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1146651_10151790991879643_695884549_n.jpg

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kids, can't live with 'em, can't wait for them to suffer horrifying injury

I will never be grateful for laundry.

http://i.imgur.com/Km93pUR.png

I AM MAN
HEAR ME FONT

what are naked bars?

hahaha, the arrows! I really, really want to know who made that thing, cuz I cannot really fathom it. Most of it seems like it's by a 13 year old, but then there's the stuff about "women half his age" which I dunno if a 13 year old would think about -- but then there's NAKED BARS and MOTORCYCLES and ROCK CONCERTS but also leaving the toilet seat up? Ilx needs more fonts - the end

they left out the part where he died at age 43 and spent much of his last few months weeping at the foot of his bed while handing payment over to his soon to depart escort...

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922729/30_2009/03cada9f27a522f8_bear-naked-package.jpg

I assume naked bars are something they had in Times Square in the 70s.

Oh, they mean like strip clubs, right? I was thinking it meant bars where all the patrons were naked and I was confused.xp

There are lots of different versions of this out there, this one includes guns:

Once upon a time,

a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO."

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked
skinny, big tittie broads and hunted and raced cars. He went to naked
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony.
He kept his house and guns and never got cheated on and all his friends
and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money
in the bank and he left the toilet seat up..... The End

cute skinny girls vs skinny, big tittie broads

HE HUNTED CARS

I like the idea of this thing going around getting longer and longer with different bitter men adding their own particular gripes and resentments

sounds like a thread idea, except ugh nevermind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnickn0Obg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKenBhkoAAo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hthX-_HOa_8

The Prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "no".

The Prince went out and formed The Postal Service

has anyone actually seen this thing shared on facebook?

I've avoided FB for the last week so I dunno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBct2BI1mY

posted to youtube by someone whose most recent video is Tommy Robinson of the EDL giving his take on the killing of Lee Rigby

a real man keeps his milk in a box

i wonder if they are also drinking whiskey from a box

Prince asked a Princess to marry him
The Princess said "no"
Prince said "HEYYYYYYYYY....LOOK ME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me????"
■The Princess said, "No."

■
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated
skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Prince asked a Prince to marry him.
The Prince said "Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
And if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you like to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
If you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
If you want to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
Oh Baby!
Just go ahead now
Oh!
Just just go ahead now
Oh, your majesty!
Just go ahead now
Come on forget the King who... marry me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly

spiced rum for the spicy man

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg

lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks

I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof

http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg

dad chic

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/trancer21/Club_AdSmall.jpg

i only drink straight vodka bc it's the only thing that doesn't irritate my intestines! http://baltimoresportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sports-gold-clip-art-wghtlft2.gif

hi 5