why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

cute skinny girls vs skinny, big tittie broads

HE HUNTED CARS

I like the idea of this thing going around getting longer and longer with different bitter men adding their own particular gripes and resentments

sounds like a thread idea, except ugh nevermind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnickn0Obg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKenBhkoAAo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hthX-_HOa_8

The Prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "no".

The Prince went out and formed The Postal Service

has anyone actually seen this thing shared on facebook?

I've avoided FB for the last week so I dunno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBct2BI1mY

posted to youtube by someone whose most recent video is Tommy Robinson of the EDL giving his take on the killing of Lee Rigby

a real man keeps his milk in a box

i wonder if they are also drinking whiskey from a box

Prince asked a Princess to marry him
The Princess said "no"
Prince said "HEYYYYYYYYY....LOOK ME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me????"
■The Princess said, "No."

■
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated
skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Prince asked a Prince to marry him.
The Prince said "Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
And if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you like to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
If you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
If you want to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now
Oh Baby!
Just go ahead now
Oh!
Just just go ahead now
Oh, your majesty!
Just go ahead now
Come on forget the King who... marry me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly

spiced rum for the spicy man

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg

lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks

I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof

http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg

dad chic

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/trancer21/Club_AdSmall.jpg

i only drink straight vodka bc it's the only thing that doesn't irritate my intestines! http://baltimoresportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sports-gold-clip-art-wghtlft2.gif

hi 5

lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks

― is space noise (mh), Sunday, September 8, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof

― is space noise (mh), Sunday, September 8, 2013 11:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bro keepin it real, never pay child support

She had 'Tupperware Parties.'

???

it's a lot kinkier than it sounds

I'd burp that lid!

my friend's a great dad, loves big old fruity rum drinks and Tupperware and is manly as shit, don't judge a man by the spirits in his plasticware

don't judge a thread by its most milquetoast poster

also otm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_toast

you're looking for the pvmic thread

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1014216_587229301318953_1137287920_n.jpg

I thought everyone knew what a Tupperware party was

Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.

I know, or at least think I know, what a Tupperware party is; just baffled what it's doing in a litany of racy things YOUR MOM did before Dad.

lol, nudge, wink, etc.

box fresh

I only know what a Tupperware Party is in the literal sense of Tupperware previously being a product sold by individuals, like Avon, and people had parties to try to sell Tupperware to other people but if there is some other sexy meaning, I am unaware, and I have no idea how that would suggest your mother had an exciting life prior to meeting your father (and apparently trading in all that excitement for a lifetime of domestic drudgery) unless they are saying it was some kind of lesbian thing.

I thought it was implying a wife swap sort of thing.

they are probably conflating it with suburban mom sex toy parties.

which is a thing i only know about from t.v.

did i use the word conflating correctly in that sentence?

Yes you did.

Also that's what I was thinking, too, but having been to one of those sex toy parties, let me tell you they are not actually that sexy.