posted to youtube by someone whose most recent video is Tommy Robinson of the EDL giving his take on the killing of Lee Rigby
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
a real man keeps his milk in a box
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if they are also drinking whiskey from a box
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Princess to marry himThe Princess said "no"Prince said "HEYYYYYYYYY....LOOK ME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me????"■The Princess said, "No." ■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The end.
■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Prince to marry him.The Prince said "Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now And if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you like to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now If you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now If you want to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now Oh Baby! Just go ahead now Oh! Just just go ahead now Oh, your majesty! Just go ahead now Come on forget the King who... marry me!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
spiced rum for the spicy man
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg
― Mordy , Monday, 9 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
dad chic
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/trancer21/Club_AdSmall.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
i only drink straight vodka bc it's the only thing that doesn't irritate my intestines! http://baltimoresportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sports-gold-clip-art-wghtlft2.gif
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
hi 5
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
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yeah bro keepin it real, never pay child support
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
She had 'Tupperware Parties.'
???
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
it's a lot kinkier than it sounds
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
I'd burp that lid!
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
my friend's a great dad, loves big old fruity rum drinks and Tupperware and is manly as shit, don't judge a man by the spirits in his plasticware
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link
don't judge a thread by its most milquetoast poster
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
also otm
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_toast
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link
you're looking for the pvmic thread
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1014216_587229301318953_1137287920_n.jpg
― Neil S, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
I thought everyone knew what a Tupperware party was
― frogbs, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link
Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.
― Moodles, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
I know, or at least think I know, what a Tupperware party is; just baffled what it's doing in a litany of racy things YOUR MOM did before Dad.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
lol, nudge, wink, etc.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
box fresh
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
I only know what a Tupperware Party is in the literal sense of Tupperware previously being a product sold by individuals, like Avon, and people had parties to try to sell Tupperware to other people but if there is some other sexy meaning, I am unaware, and I have no idea how that would suggest your mother had an exciting life prior to meeting your father (and apparently trading in all that excitement for a lifetime of domestic drudgery) unless they are saying it was some kind of lesbian thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was implying a wife swap sort of thing.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
they are probably conflating it with suburban mom sex toy parties.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
which is a thing i only know about from t.v.
did i use the word conflating correctly in that sentence?
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Yes you did.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Also that's what I was thinking, too, but having been to one of those sex toy parties, let me tell you they are not actually that sexy.
It's not a thing I would cite when explaining to my child that I had a crazy, independent life before Jeff yolked me into patriarchal slavery and made me stop drinking Canadian Club.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
Key parties? Are they thinking of key parties?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah i have heard of them as key parties -- everyone puts their keys into a bowl, you pull one, that's the person you make it with that night, you might smoke some acapulco gold and listen to todd rundgren and then maybe retire to one of the rooms upstairs to see if you can manage to get it on with this man/woman who is someone else's spouse.
no idea what tupperware parties have to do with that?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
note: i asked my mom about key parties once when i was a kid because i think i had seen it in a movie or something and that's the description she gave me, only i added the acapulco gold + todd rundgren. the rest is what she told me.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
maybe the keys are in a tupperware bowl
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lYjZlZjQ2MmIyZmM3YWY1.png
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
maybe in the 80s they changed the name to tupperware parties?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
the ice storm. famous for that. i'm pretty sure my parent's suburban 70's connecticut potlucks weren't as steamy. though they did hang out with lots of unitarians, so you never know.
i actually remember that ice storm. from the ice storm book/movie. i was there, man.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
tupperware parties were just tupperware parties! in the old days someone had to come to your house to sell you plastic bowls. very primitive society.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
i wouldn't mind reading/seeing/hearing some firsthand recollections of 70s key partieshow old would those people be now?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
i love the ice storm
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link