why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

cars should be made out of styrofoam

Ever seen the inside of a Geo Metro?

I was in a three-car accident once with one of those. My first thought was Wow, that woman was carrying around a lot of fishing bait.

yup, inside of most bumpers now is just impact foam, instead of a hard bumper attached to the frame

Everyone missing the salient point, which is IAMPROUDTOBEBRITISH

Ever seen the inside of a Geo Metro?

I drove one for about two years , and it was quite possibly one of the cheapest, most unsafe pieces of crap ever. :(. Glad I never got in a wreck in it.

3 cylinder vehicle, went from 0-60 if the stars were aligned right and you had the luck to be going down a hill.

when gas spiked up to $4 here the prices on those things (routinely sold for $1000-$2000) literally doubled because they got such insane mileage. so bizarre to see Metros suddenly be the car to own (for about 3 months)

I was riding in a girl's Ford Aspire (same concept - 3 cylinder death trap). She hit a piece of concrete on the highway and a few miles later her right front tire blew out.
I've been rear-ended and hit from the side twice at speed, plus accidents as a child - that blowout in the Aspire was the most terrifying thing I've experienced.

i used to drive my brothers girlfriend manual 3 cylinder car. that was one of the most fun cars to drive.

America builds highway exits every 100 feet because we need to be able to get absolutely anywhere by only driving on a highway.

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Apparently it is also the law that if you are about to miss your exit you must fly across three lanes of traffic to make it instead of going on to the next exit

oh traffic woah(!)s

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins)
Posted: September 10, 2013, 3:53:02 PM
Everyone missing the salient point, which is IAMPROUDTOBEBRITISH

clearly not made by a brittishes

yeah otherwise would've spelt it 'pouint.'

would of* you mean

ouf

Sacramento highway roadwork = scrape off surface, widen lanes, mark lanes with those bullshit stuck-on plastic things and never repaint or resurface

exciting fun when you switch from surface painted to scraped barren wasteland OH HEY WHERE DID MY LANE GO

or just do loads of midnight construction to repave the emergency lane and leave the rest of the highway falling apart yr tax dollars at work etc

a new contender for the "shut up i'm still talking" mom market, complete w/ betty boop clipart:

https://sphotos-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1070069_10151737187122254_249272503_n.jpg

Betty seems to be bringing more than 'humor' to that smiley face's day.

I eat food, I have curves, I have two brains

betty poop more like

o_0 heart

'I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.'

Betty Boop too modest there tbh

i dont have a not weird head but im me

lolololol

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942462_361065814021281_1583650854_n.jpg

Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby and wipes her. Also that dude totally looks like a guy I work with.

twist: macro was written by an OK Cupid "nice guy"

I could tell with the way "He" was capitalized in some parts.

Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.

Oh, is that today?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jynE1bBPogg/Tmwp8pR1TzI/AAAAAAAAD8A/oSVrDTYKYy4/s1600/9-11neverforget.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sUIczTn.png

ann powers one was good on facebook. picture of a melted dilated people cd that went through the scanner they used to detect anthrax when she was working at the NYT. kind of a weird image of something i don't think about/remember a lot. the whole anthrax thing.

melted dilated peoples never forget

dave winer vmic

worst comes to worst my anthrax come first

this is the meme i mostly see each year on my facebook. not even a meme. just an insane british moron using
words in a very odd way.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1176249_10153226627025367_2122557659_n.jpg

America @OurGreatAmerica

Can we get 46,867 RETWEETS to remember ALL of the 46,867 soldiers, firefighters, and civilians who died of 9/11-related causes.

R.I.P.

oh man 9/11-related causes

The cause of death was 9/11.

immediately after 9/11 the ny post ran some cartoons of like spider-man + batman deferring to the brave firefighters, and stuff like that. does anyone know where i can find digital copies of those op-eds? they were terrible but i haven't really seen them since.

underneath the comic it said something like "the real heroes"

I believe those would probably have appeared in the Marvel Comics "Heroes" publication:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks#Non-fiction_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks

My city's library is hosting an exhibition of found wreckage from Sept. 11:

The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several World Trade Center souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and airplane fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are a NYPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed fire truck.

The press photo featured some sort of blasted apart motorcycle. I don't even.

I mean, would they

The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several Murrah Building souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and Ryder truck fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are an OKPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed ATF truck.

I've now figured out that the 'ch 4 10 00' at the end of Danny Dyer's tweet is probably about some show on Channel 4 at 10pm, but I spent a good while thinking that the geezer algorithm had broken down and was spewing out code.

my receipt for lunch today came out as $9.11. photograph and post on facebook y/n

Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.

Seriously. I've had my fill of crying eagles now.

What if there was a giant massacre of bald eagles and all the eagles started posting crying person jpgs on eagle facebook

kid on fb who barely ever says anything:

R.I.P. to all who died on 9/11, a truly horrible event in our nation's history.

like, out of all the events

that's the one you know you're allowed to say is horrible

ty

i didn't even know it was 9/11 until i got home from work

oh yeah, happy 110th birthday, Adorno.

there were a million 'I was at the deli on 9/11' posts this morning. I never participate because I was asleep when it happened.