why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

yeah otherwise would've spelt it 'pouint.'

would of* you mean

ouf

Sacramento highway roadwork = scrape off surface, widen lanes, mark lanes with those bullshit stuck-on plastic things and never repaint or resurface

exciting fun when you switch from surface painted to scraped barren wasteland OH HEY WHERE DID MY LANE GO

or just do loads of midnight construction to repave the emergency lane and leave the rest of the highway falling apart yr tax dollars at work etc

a new contender for the "shut up i'm still talking" mom market, complete w/ betty boop clipart:

https://sphotos-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1070069_10151737187122254_249272503_n.jpg

Betty seems to be bringing more than 'humor' to that smiley face's day.

I eat food, I have curves, I have two brains

betty poop more like

o_0 heart

'I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.'

Betty Boop too modest there tbh

i dont have a not weird head but im me

lolololol

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942462_361065814021281_1583650854_n.jpg

Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby and wipes her. Also that dude totally looks like a guy I work with.

twist: macro was written by an OK Cupid "nice guy"

I could tell with the way "He" was capitalized in some parts.

Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.

Oh, is that today?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jynE1bBPogg/Tmwp8pR1TzI/AAAAAAAAD8A/oSVrDTYKYy4/s1600/9-11neverforget.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sUIczTn.png

ann powers one was good on facebook. picture of a melted dilated people cd that went through the scanner they used to detect anthrax when she was working at the NYT. kind of a weird image of something i don't think about/remember a lot. the whole anthrax thing.

melted dilated peoples never forget

dave winer vmic

worst comes to worst my anthrax come first

this is the meme i mostly see each year on my facebook. not even a meme. just an insane british moron using
words in a very odd way.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1176249_10153226627025367_2122557659_n.jpg

America @OurGreatAmerica

Can we get 46,867 RETWEETS to remember ALL of the 46,867 soldiers, firefighters, and civilians who died of 9/11-related causes.

R.I.P.

oh man 9/11-related causes

The cause of death was 9/11.

immediately after 9/11 the ny post ran some cartoons of like spider-man + batman deferring to the brave firefighters, and stuff like that. does anyone know where i can find digital copies of those op-eds? they were terrible but i haven't really seen them since.

underneath the comic it said something like "the real heroes"

I believe those would probably have appeared in the Marvel Comics "Heroes" publication:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks#Non-fiction_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks

My city's library is hosting an exhibition of found wreckage from Sept. 11:

The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several World Trade Center souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and airplane fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are a NYPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed fire truck.

The press photo featured some sort of blasted apart motorcycle. I don't even.

I mean, would they

The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several Murrah Building souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and Ryder truck fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are an OKPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed ATF truck.

I've now figured out that the 'ch 4 10 00' at the end of Danny Dyer's tweet is probably about some show on Channel 4 at 10pm, but I spent a good while thinking that the geezer algorithm had broken down and was spewing out code.

my receipt for lunch today came out as $9.11. photograph and post on facebook y/n

Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.

Seriously. I've had my fill of crying eagles now.

What if there was a giant massacre of bald eagles and all the eagles started posting crying person jpgs on eagle facebook

kid on fb who barely ever says anything:

R.I.P. to all who died on 9/11, a truly horrible event in our nation's history.

like, out of all the events

that's the one you know you're allowed to say is horrible

ty

i didn't even know it was 9/11 until i got home from work

oh yeah, happy 110th birthday, Adorno.

there were a million 'I was at the deli on 9/11' posts this morning. I never participate because I was asleep when it happened.

i hardly saw any 9/11 stuff today

"I was eating a delicious bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, with salt pepper and ketchup, when I looked up and saw the first tower smoking. And I stopped, mid bite, and was like 'WARH DHEH FUHHH HAHPUUUHHD"

glad yelp wasn't around back then

I particularly like the genre of 9/11 stories that involve "I was supposed to go to New York City that day, but I [got sick, had an errand to run first, etc.]" in spite of the fact that being in NYC that day would have been mostly inconsequential unless you were actually supposed to go to the towers.

didn't see a single 9/11 thing on facebook today *feeling superior*

I love the Curb Your Enthusiasm where somebody says their relative died on 9/11 and SPOILER ALERT? Larry is made out to be a monster for losing sympathy when he learns that guy was a bike messenger who died being hit by a cab on the Upper West Side.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1186203_667499873261423_1936170686_n.jpg

Irradiate and give love and you'll have three-headed babies