I eat food, I have curves, I have two brains
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
betty poop more like
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
o_0 heart
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link
'I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.'
Betty Boop too modest there tbh
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
i dont have a not weird head but im me
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
lolololol
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942462_361065814021281_1583650854_n.jpg
― no fomo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby and wipes her. Also that dude totally looks like a guy I work with.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
twist: macro was written by an OK Cupid "nice guy"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
I could tell with the way "He" was capitalized in some parts.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
Oh, is that today?
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jynE1bBPogg/Tmwp8pR1TzI/AAAAAAAAD8A/oSVrDTYKYy4/s1600/9-11neverforget.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sUIczTn.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
ann powers one was good on facebook. picture of a melted dilated people cd that went through the scanner they used to detect anthrax when she was working at the NYT. kind of a weird image of something i don't think about/remember a lot. the whole anthrax thing.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
melted dilated peoples never forget
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
dave winer vmic
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
worst comes to worst my anthrax come first
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
this is the meme i mostly see each year on my facebook. not even a meme. just an insane british moron usingwords in a very odd way.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1176249_10153226627025367_2122557659_n.jpg
― Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
America @OurGreatAmerica
Can we get 46,867 RETWEETS to remember ALL of the 46,867 soldiers, firefighters, and civilians who died of 9/11-related causes.
R.I.P.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
oh man 9/11-related causes
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
The cause of death was 9/11.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
immediately after 9/11 the ny post ran some cartoons of like spider-man + batman deferring to the brave firefighters, and stuff like that. does anyone know where i can find digital copies of those op-eds? they were terrible but i haven't really seen them since.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
underneath the comic it said something like "the real heroes"
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
I believe those would probably have appeared in the Marvel Comics "Heroes" publication:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks#Non-fiction_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
My city's library is hosting an exhibition of found wreckage from Sept. 11:
The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several World Trade Center souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and airplane fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are a NYPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed fire truck.
The press photo featured some sort of blasted apart motorcycle. I don't even.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
I mean, would they
The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several Murrah Building souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and Ryder truck fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are an OKPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed ATF truck.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
I've now figured out that the 'ch 4 10 00' at the end of Danny Dyer's tweet is probably about some show on Channel 4 at 10pm, but I spent a good while thinking that the geezer algorithm had broken down and was spewing out code.
― Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
my receipt for lunch today came out as $9.11. photograph and post on facebook y/n
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
Seriously. I've had my fill of crying eagles now.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
What if there was a giant massacre of bald eagles and all the eagles started posting crying person jpgs on eagle facebook
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
kid on fb who barely ever says anything:
R.I.P. to all who died on 9/11, a truly horrible event in our nation's history.
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
like, out of all the events
that's the one you know you're allowed to say is horrible
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
ty
i didn't even know it was 9/11 until i got home from work
oh yeah, happy 110th birthday, Adorno.
― Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
there were a million 'I was at the deli on 9/11' posts this morning. I never participate because I was asleep when it happened.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
i hardly saw any 9/11 stuff today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
"I was eating a delicious bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, with salt pepper and ketchup, when I looked up and saw the first tower smoking. And I stopped, mid bite, and was like 'WARH DHEH FUHHH HAHPUUUHHD"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
glad yelp wasn't around back then
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
I particularly like the genre of 9/11 stories that involve "I was supposed to go to New York City that day, but I [got sick, had an errand to run first, etc.]" in spite of the fact that being in NYC that day would have been mostly inconsequential unless you were actually supposed to go to the towers.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link
didn't see a single 9/11 thing on facebook today *feeling superior*
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link
I love the Curb Your Enthusiasm where somebody says their relative died on 9/11 and SPOILER ALERT? Larry is made out to be a monster for losing sympathy when he learns that guy was a bike messenger who died being hit by a cab on the Upper West Side.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1186203_667499873261423_1936170686_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 12 September 2013 07:50 (ten years ago) link
Irradiate and give love and you'll have three-headed babies
― Moodles, Thursday, 12 September 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
Life's an absorber. It becomes soggy in milk.
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1239423_413908275387469_1030854003_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
Clearly that person has never watched Animal Planet's I Shouldn't Be Alive.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
have these lost in nature people even seen a herzog doc
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
forget herzog, I think any wilderness enthusiast would tell you that "lost" is about the least romantic thing you can possibly be.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
every meme about nature should be a cautionary tale about how nature will kill you
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link