Twitter C/D

or replies to every use of the phrase "animal testing" with that monkey torture picture they used to use against huntingdon life sciences in the 90s

I’m really beginning to hate Twitter and ‘Twitter Culture’.

after getting really into for a while i'm finding myself tempted to delete my account. i kind of need it for work though. there's a real relief in closing it.

i'd say if you want followers then post things. perhaps you'll have opinions on the articles you rt etc, you gain followers by following people and by tweeting a decent amount. after a while you kind of make "friends" whom you may never have met who seem to post similar things to you.

Hot tip: I think my first follower was a vegan condom manufacturer who presumably followed me cos I followed the Vegan Society account. Hope they're enjoying my half-arsed stream of drone music news and Phil Collins jokes.

didn't know condoms weren't vegan friendly.

Apparently milk is used the manufacturing of most latex (I didn't know this myself)

depends on what you put in em

i was hoping we'd avoid such a joke.

I think twitter has been built up into something far more than it is here.

if you want people to follow you on twitter or tumblr, you have to find & engage those types of people & talk about the subjects they're interested in. it's not super hard. over thinking it isn't gonna help any; in any case it just sounds like you've made up a story for yourself about what your twitter experience ~might~ be like and using that conjecture to justify your non-participation. just jump in dude, it's not exactly a high-risk proposition

140 characters tops

Thanks for all the replies to my post.

Please don't be mistaken that you would be starting a twitter account "for the sake of animals and their welfare", though: you would be starting it for yourself. There isn't any shame in that. Having a place where you can collate the information you want to read about animal welfare, following relevant organisations and retweeting what seems most important to you, is a totally valid way of engaging with an issue that matters to you.

Fair enough. You're probably right. Though, if it wasn't for the animal welfare issues/organizations that I'm involved with, I probably wouldn't even bother with Twitter; as for Twitter itself: I can (take or) leave it; it's the animal welfare issues/organizations that have actually motivated me to look into this thing called Twitter.

no i just meant the phrasing there made it sound like you were doin some leg-pulling

I just meant that if it weren't for animal welfare, I wouldn't put up with all the crass nonsense I've come across regarding Twitter, I would have abandoned the idea of creating a Twitter account some time ago. That I still might sign-up with Twitter is mainly because of my concern for animals. I would probably follow/tweet about other stuff as well but that 'other stuff' isn't my main motivation for actually trying to join Twitter.

100% there'll be an animal welfare twitter community just as there is for probably ever imaginable pastime or interest

I hope so!

didn't know condoms weren't vegan friendly

Me neither.

I think twitter has been built up into something far more than it is here

Yeah. I've also noticed that many people on Twitter no longer answer/pay attention to their email. They expect you to contact them via Twitter. This is probably more of a problem with people in general, than with Twitter, but Twitter is making this (somewhat asocial) behavior easier for such people.

it just sounds like you've made up a story for yourself about what your twitter experience ~might~ be like and using that conjecture to justify your non-participation. just jump in dude, it's not exactly a high-risk proposition

Perhaps. Hard to tell with much certainty, since I'm not on Twitter (yet).

i will follow u

i will follow you to the gates of hell

i won't

you should follow elmo though

ok maybe i was harsh, i MIGHT follow you but you have to promise not to tweet @ celebs

IPO, huh.

top secret ipo

Has anyone compiled a Twitter list for ilxors?

My prediction: Within a year of the IPO, Twitter will be ruined.

naw

twitter's been ruined at least a half dozen times by my count

and yet

oh man did the connect tab start defaulting to mentions instead of interactions why this is so horrible

i spent all morning thinking everyone hates my tweets

am.cur: the search box in the top right-hand corner of Twitter will lead you to all kinds of people with the same causes/interests as you.

oh man did the connect tab start defaulting to mentions instead of interactions why this is so horrible

― lag∞n, Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:27 PM (20 minutes ago)

it did this like a week ago then it went back and now it's back again, whyyy

theyre prob laughing watching the stats of people clicking on the interactions tab and yelling

oh thank god i thought I somehow changed some preference and couldn't figure out how to fix it. Mine is back to interactions now.

For anyone who's interested: I have now created my Twitter account. It can be found at https://twitter.com/AmCuriousNJ and @AmCuriousNJ is my Twitter handle. My first two tweets were about two nonprofit organizations I support (one is for animal welfare, the other one is for humans, animals, and the environment). These two organizations have FREE ways for people to help the less fortunate (whether the less fortunate are humans or non-human animals, or even if one considers the environment a 'less fortunate entity'). And my profile image is that of a female specimen of the official New Jersey State Bird, the American Goldfinch bird. I think that's fitting because I'm someone who's interested in animal welfare, I'm from New Jersey, and the bird fits in with Twitter's overall avian theme. For reasons of privacy, I probably won’t use my real, actual name and image until if/when I decide that I actually like Twitter, and if/when I decide that I’m actually having a good experience being on Twitter.

I will probably also tweet about some music that I like, such as Nico (especially from The Marble Index through to Fata Morgana), Stereolab, and Jason Falkner. There's also an investigative journalism publication that I subscribe to that I will probably tweet about from time to time. And, of course, I will probably get caught up in the general 'Twitter Wackiness' that seems to occur on Twitter. So, there's that.

So, if you know of anyone who is interested in any of these topics, feel free to suggest they have a look at my Twitter account. Anyone who wishes to re-tweet my tweets is free to do so. I think I will be tweeting at least several times per week but, I hope to tweet at least once per day.

Anyone who wishes to follow me is free to do so. I will follow you back.

hi

Good RTing, Treeship

Thanks go to Treeship for following me, as well as for re-tweeting my tweet about The Animal Rescue Site. And of course, I follow Treeship on Twitter.

ah i see treeship had discovered the fatal flaw in the logic of self ban

what just happened?

how long before you dont even have to open the photos, as twitter and facebook converge https://blog.twitter.com/2013/rich-photo-experience-now-in-embedded-tweets-3

adios twitter account. just more and more ads every day. and then I looked at my profile and saw that it had filled in all this bullshit info about me: "pizza expert. Giants fan. parent" wtf only the last one of those is accurate.

wait, it did what??

?!?!

Agree that the adverts are getting annoying, though.

the two biggest problems i have with the ads are (1) that they're not demarcated clearly enough, so I don't know they're ads until I've already read them; (2) they're frequently for companies i wouldn't piss on, so i have go to out of my way to block them

I went to "edit profile" and it had a bunch of text under my picture, which I assume showed up if someone else viewed my profile. none of which I had entered myself. I would certainly never call myself a fan of any professional sporting team.

and yeah I don't need to see ads from fucking Taco Bell and American Express or whatever, blocking had no effect. but hey they're going public soon! IPO cash for everyone!

fuck the internet

I have never heard of that happening. Maybe you got hacked? Or maybe it was a suggested placeholder that you unwittingly accepted? That's what almost every bot's profile description looks like.

I dunno why anyone would bother hacking my account. it clearly had things in there that were extrapolated from actual data about me (ie, I live in SF, must be a Giants fan! I posted about pizza at some point, must be a pizza expert! I have mentioned my band, which has the word "rockets" in it, I must build rockets for a living!) just dumb shit I would never write

Yeah, almost all of the real spambots I've seen have that format: "Bacon lover. Moustache enthusiast. Unicyclist."

And most hacks are just opportunist hacks that take any account, not b/c you're anyone important. Not saying you're not important.

and yeah I don't need to see ads from fucking Taco Bell and American Express or whatever, blocking had no effect.

it is doubleplusannoying that accounts i block keep showing up as follow suggestions

"Bacon lover. Moustache enthusiast. Unicyclist."

i would follow this account

And most hacks are just opportunist hacks that take any account, not b/c you're anyone important. Not saying you're not important

right. I dunno, I figure if the account was hacked and people were getting spam from me I would've heard about it, but who knows. at any rate I just deactivated it, they have officially reached friendster status in the usefulness dept imho

hey shakey, it's not hacked i don't think. i just went to edit my profile and it said the exact same description. i think it's just randomly generated.

more like randumbly generated