why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Not all who wander are lost, guys.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

so the million muslim march mentioned upthread was actually some truther thing im confused http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/million-muslim-march-actually-just-a-handful-of-911-truthers

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

Directly behind her is a McDonald's and an Exxon station.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/2q8bs7b.jpg

bad bad disco (Eazy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

wrong. adam named all the creatures, not god. and english didn't exist in the garden of eden.

Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

macro DEBUNKED

Spectrum, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

mordy you are so naive

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

do you really think an omniscient god would be unaware of the future english language, the language of his chosen country, the greatest nation in history? do you REALLY believe that something as unlikely as 'dog' being 'god' spelled backwards is a coincidence??!

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

but god didn't name dogs- adam did! and he wasn't omniscient.

Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

depends on whether you believe in free will, right

god made adam who named dogs, where are these words _really_ coming from

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

iirc the Koran says God taught Adam the names of the animals on the sly, then got him to tell the angels what each animal was called as some kind of reminder to the angels that they weren't all that

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

got to put the angels in their place, fn angels

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

otoh, what does God need with a starfish?

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

I believe in objective linguality

Evan, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

She might not know where she parked her car, but at least she's in the right direction facing the house. Maybe they'll let her use the phone.

― pplains, Thursday, September 12, 2013 1:02 PM (3 hours ago)

http://www.screeninsults.com/images/the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-house.JPG

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

what if they're fighting a battle on behalf of the forces of evil?

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

A battle you know nothing about unless you can smell the pee.

bad bad disco (Eazy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

I just used that .jpg the other day, E3!

pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

That's an ad for Always brand sanitary napkins.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

"fighting a battle you know nothing about" = having your period

no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

not knowing is half the battle

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

GI Joe the Plumber

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

Okay cool, thanks.

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

so when they tell me I have a pointy nose, they're really just jealous of it? cool. wish I hadn't stabbed them already.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4881104_700b.jpg

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

or http://9gag.com/gag/4881104

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

-Bob Marley

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

People who worship John Lennon are the most disgusting savages, etc.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

Who's Anna?

how's life, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

i think that's either anna kendrick or anna faris

Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

What a cast of characters. Really needs to be worked up into one of these: That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

if you had kurt vonnegut and winston churchill in there you'd have a wonder team of misattributed quotes

balls, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/37/fe/de37fed6a984d261fd16e84184062276.jpg

Dying at 'balling my eyes out".

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

baby I am gonna ball your eyes out

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link

i think that might be viral advertising for the new david cronenberg movie

Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

A History of Cryolence

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

if you had kurt vonnegut and winston churchill in there you'd have a wonder team of misattributed quotes

― balls, Saturday, September 14, 2013 6:13 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and misattributed morality!

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

ball so hard drivin', coppers wanna hug me

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

nice to see that Lennon cartoon featuring well known atheists Martin Luther King, Bob Marley and Gandhi.

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

"Open the door
Jehovah, you whore" - MLK Jr

Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

baby I am gonna ball your eyes out

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, September 14, 2013 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

Also screw that cartoon drawer for only coming up w/ one woman in his panel of visionaries.

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

I guess you would call that person a "cartoonist."

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Cartoons Plural

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

fancy book learnin people maybe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link

Who's Anna?

― how's life, Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's Anna Politkovskaya.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 15 September 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link


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