why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Well they can't have my spare change, either.

my friend who recently got married went through a pretty hardcore multi-year crust stage. Jumped freight trains and went all over the country a few times. Crazy stuff.

after the crust stage, they cocoon in their parents' spare bedrooms and then transform into beautiful gutterflies

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens19384314module158453488photo_1334278880A_.png

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/e8/22/7de8220255558151914c1a55a252320f.jpg

wut

to the tune of thriftshop

lol, it looks completely out to lunch if you don't realize it's based on thrift shop

esp the i-i-i

yeah the only reason i figured it out was i was so confused

lol i didn't get it at all

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/671E8AC7-697C-4294-B369-CCCB8FC6CA93-2118-00000166EFFE6AA6_zps9e38808e.jpg

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People who worship John Lennon are the most disgusting savages, etc.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:50 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

also, are cops even allowed to touch you unless they are arresting you or something?

michael cera: the millennial's bob marley

Cops are allowed to touch you.

hmmm. like a hug? i wouldnt be okay with a cop pulling me over and grabbing me in a bear hug.

I'm rusty on my 4th amendment jurisprudence, but the cops can probably bear hug you if they think they need to do so for your safety or their own safety.

I do know cops can stop you and pat you down if they have reasonable suspicion that you are involved in some kind of criminal activity.

If they are just like, "Hey, you look like you need a hug! Come here!" because they have a reasonable suspicion that you're having a bad day and then hug you, that's probably not okay.

system is all backwards imo

Sorry im late for work, guys. Cop pulled me over because he thought I looked like I needed a hug.

If you verbally consent to a hug then a police officer can hug you. I don't think tears constitute probable cause for a hug, though, legally. Unless you are smuggling onions.

'balling' while driving is reckless endangerment. If I were that cop I would have totally arrested her.

ballin' on the other hand..

So come on shorty if you think you can roll / with an iced out player balling out of controll

control even

contrlol

I don't think cops have different rules for hugging than anyone else -- like any touching, it's all about whether it's reasonable under the circumstances and whether it's unwanted. If the cop went to hug you and you winced and drew away and they did it anyway, or if they just like snuck up on you and hugged you out of nowhere that'd probably be a minor form of assault.

what_if_cops_had_a_quota_for_hugs_instead_of_arrests.jpg

In the UK they call it "huggery"

However if you don't allow a cop to gently wipe a tear from your cheek you can be charged with resisting caress.

haw

I never made it to the end of that gif, giving up at the Russian adoption.

But hey, it's all here in jpg form.

http://crazywatergirl.tumblr.com/post/61311713238

btw, I really wish I was still the person who had never made it to the end of that gif.

"Oh hi, I enjoyed the beginning of Up"

what the hell was that

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1511405/what-the-hell-was-that-o.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTL5piAIQAAWiEf.jpg

Love the matter-of-fact tone of this one. Children with Elmo dolls are experiencing these nightmares, nbd, let's just accept Sesame Street merchandise has occult properties and move on.

What? That is such a weird claim to make!

It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.

http://www.warrens.net/publishImages/Annabelle~~element218.jpg

Does that imply that the dark spirit has left the "host" of cookie monster and moved to elmo?

Maybe it's christian propaganda, like your kids should only be sleeping with jesus dolls or something.

What go people worried about this was not because the children were having nightmares, but that all the nightmares were the same. They were all eaten alive by a ravenous "cookie" monster with a terminal case of the munchies.

lol, I clicked on the tumblr that had that entire anigif laid out on it, looked at the scroll bar and went "no fucking way"

Oh no you should totally look at the whole thing.

What? That is such a weird claim to make!

It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.

― carl agatha, Monday, September 16, 2013 4:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people make up "creepypasta" shit all the time, for no reason other than the thrill of the creep

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_97771.jpg

Crepeypasta:

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZUgt3Dc5MahLqq4hTVzY7w/l.jpg

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TN65064lg.jpg

what is creepypasta?

4chan thing