why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Benjamin Montgomery, MD

This is happening all over the country.....:(..

Weirdly, the new Tom Perrotta book of short stories which I just read opens with a story about a copy who keeps pulling this pizza delivery guy over in order to give him backrubs, etc

Out of interest has there ever been a real case of people giving drugs disguised as sweets to schoolkids?

why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable

no shit, same with people hiding heroin in marijuana or something

dude smack costs $$

Well yeah. But I dunno, people poison reservoirs or put glass in findus fishcakes for larks

Circa 98-2000 weren't there some strawberry flavoured strips laced with acid that you licked to get high? That was teenagers iirc and may only have happened on grange hill

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6454/zammo.jpg

I mind when I was wee bairn I lived in Berlin...early 80s maybe. And even there you got 'don't accept stickers from strangers' warnings? Were they auf deutsch? Who knows. Maybe just a pic of a magic roundabout sticker with VERBOTTEN stamped across it. It's an old and widespread urban myth anyway. Like razorblades is sweets - does anyone know how much a mach 3 refill costs theses days? It's not cheap

why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mom fretted so much that someone would trick me into taking drugs. free drugs? i should have been so lucky!

Acid's not addictive, in fact prolonged use over a short period = diminishing returns. it's also crazy cheap. what kind of criminal mastermind wd dish it out to kids for nothing? this is straight urban myth bullshit and i defy you to find one documented case.

disregarding the fact that that's clearly not written by a real md, why does it say "please repost" at the end? do they expect parents to take it down and photocopy it or something?

Like s1ocki said, it looks like one of those stupid facebook posts that someone printed out...for some reason.
My favourite part are the frowny faces.

scariest advertisement picture i got on my facebook:

https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gif

oops...

i can't save the picture. it was scary though.

It's the bits they don't show that are the scariest, Scott

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175102_10201265504692121_1110942408_n.jpg

look at all these caucasian young women

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000006_10200984227740975_2136705945_n.jpg

god quick fav ok

ayo do me a sol god

not alb covs of 013

that guy got hit by lightning before he finished typing. god's finally had it with people doing that kind of shit.

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1208941_535369573198403_197962050_n.jpg

(squinting should work too, if you don't want to give yourself whiplash)

this was the saddest thing i saw on facebook today. as in actually sad. so sad. of course they have to make it new-agey and shame-y (this is facebook after all), but its still sad.

http://www.upworthy.com/people-should-know-about-this-awful-thing-we-do-and-most-of-us-are-simply-unaware?g=2&c=upw1

I don't care how noble upworthy is on the inside, I hate their name so I hate everything else about them.

I hate the stupid pop-up that launches when you click on that article

I appreciate someone fact-checking or curating or w/e but videos on upworthy end up being the worst

i know i never click on shit like that but i had to see the awful thing we do.

the name just makes me think of the old upskirts internet thing.

everything on upworthy is the worst we already discussed this gosh

plus because its the internet my first thought is that its a hoax and the guy planted all that stuff in dead birds.

What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?

okay okay everyone hates that site i got it but the dead birds are fucked up thats all. the url name kinda belongs on this thread though.

They did look very neat and undigested.

Not saying it's a hoax, but I'LL be reserving MY UP ARROWS for something else.

we fuck up birds and don't give a shit.

looking at that island though i kinda think maybe we fuck up birds for a reason. if we didn't they would be all over the fucking place!

whenever i think about what the end of the world would be like and if all the people were gone i can't help but think about how LOUD it would be. there would be SO many birds. power lines cut down on a lot of chatter.

BIREDS

i don't know if the popup is the same, but mine is

It's nice to be reminded of the good in the world.

And it should happen more often.

I Agree / I Disagree

DISAGREE WITH PREJUDICE

more like up YOURS worthy

okay to make up for upworthy this is the coolest thing i saw on facebook today. no pop-ups i swear!

http://kottke.org/13/09/the-simpsons-deconstructed

and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.

trippy mane

if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.

its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.

I luv u scott

What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?

― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.

doesnt sound so bad