oops...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
i can't save the picture. it was scary though.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
It's the bits they don't show that are the scariest, Scott
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175102_10201265504692121_1110942408_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
look at all these caucasian young women
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000006_10200984227740975_2136705945_n.jpg
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
god quick fav ok
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
ayo do me a sol god
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
not alb covs of 013
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
that guy got hit by lightning before he finished typing. god's finally had it with people doing that kind of shit.
― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1208941_535369573198403_197962050_n.jpg
(squinting should work too, if you don't want to give yourself whiplash)
― how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
this was the saddest thing i saw on facebook today. as in actually sad. so sad. of course they have to make it new-agey and shame-y (this is facebook after all), but its still sad.
http://www.upworthy.com/people-should-know-about-this-awful-thing-we-do-and-most-of-us-are-simply-unaware?g=2&c=upw1
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
I don't care how noble upworthy is on the inside, I hate their name so I hate everything else about them.
― pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
I hate the stupid pop-up that launches when you click on that article
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
I appreciate someone fact-checking or curating or w/e but videos on upworthy end up being the worst
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
i know i never click on shit like that but i had to see the awful thing we do.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
the name just makes me think of the old upskirts internet thing.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link
everything on upworthy is the worst we already discussed this gosh
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
plus because its the internet my first thought is that its a hoax and the guy planted all that stuff in dead birds.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?
― pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
okay okay everyone hates that site i got it but the dead birds are fucked up thats all. the url name kinda belongs on this thread though.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
They did look very neat and undigested.
Not saying it's a hoax, but I'LL be reserving MY UP ARROWS for something else.
we fuck up birds and don't give a shit.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
looking at that island though i kinda think maybe we fuck up birds for a reason. if we didn't they would be all over the fucking place!
whenever i think about what the end of the world would be like and if all the people were gone i can't help but think about how LOUD it would be. there would be SO many birds. power lines cut down on a lot of chatter.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
BIREDS
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
i don't know if the popup is the same, but mine is
It's nice to be reminded of the good in the world.And it should happen more often.I Agree / I Disagree
And it should happen more often.
I Agree / I Disagree
DISAGREE WITH PREJUDICE
― j., Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
more like up YOURS worthy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
okay to make up for upworthy this is the coolest thing i saw on facebook today. no pop-ups i swear!
http://kottke.org/13/09/the-simpsons-deconstructed
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.
trippy mane
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
I luv u scott
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.
― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
doesnt sound so bad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
That vidddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeOU
bzzzt shshshshsh pwowwww kt kt kt
― cardamon, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
someone make me a gif of a beautiful meadow with scenic views and not a soul around and in big letters have it read EVERYBODY JUST STAY HOME.
that should be the message of all the eco-guilt pictures. just don't do anything. and for heaven's sake don't go snow camping in the wilderness. just lock your door and never come out. they never say that though. everyone is always tramping through the pristine wilderness to tell you how great AND fucked up it is. you can't have it both ways. can you?
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
there are split second scenes in that simpsons thing that will blow your mind. i went back and froze a bunch of them. so amazing.
i hate the subheds on those Upworthy articles, the ones that show up under the link on facebook that read like
They thought it was great until they found out what she really meant.
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what happens in this video that will make you want to kill yourself then hug a koala then kill yourself
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
kinda wanna make a thread for fake upworthy titles
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
wait til you see what this one enterprising message board poster did
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
It Will Make You Poop A Little
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
This One Kid Came Up With A Way To Make Energy Out Of Poop And Then They Killed Him Found Out Why
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
im about to call someone you love very much fat and youre not going to like it
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
wayyyy too specific
This One Kid Did Something Craptacular And What Happened Afterwards Will Make You Want To Throw Yourself And Your Loved Ones Into A Vat Of Boiling Razorblades
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what this one kid said about your mom
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
real ones:
Try To Watch Their Answers To A Beautiful Question And Not Smile. I Dare You.
Talk Show Host Makes All Other Hosts Look Absurd During Devastating Monologue
One Infographic You’ll Want To Take To The Grocery Store And Tape To Your Fridge
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.