why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

we fuck up birds and don't give a shit.

looking at that island though i kinda think maybe we fuck up birds for a reason. if we didn't they would be all over the fucking place!

whenever i think about what the end of the world would be like and if all the people were gone i can't help but think about how LOUD it would be. there would be SO many birds. power lines cut down on a lot of chatter.

BIREDS

i don't know if the popup is the same, but mine is

It's nice to be reminded of the good in the world.

And it should happen more often.

I Agree / I Disagree

DISAGREE WITH PREJUDICE

more like up YOURS worthy

okay to make up for upworthy this is the coolest thing i saw on facebook today. no pop-ups i swear!

http://kottke.org/13/09/the-simpsons-deconstructed

and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.

trippy mane

if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.

its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.

I luv u scott

What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?

― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.

doesnt sound so bad

That vidddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeOU

bzzzt shshshshsh pwowwww kt kt kt

someone make me a gif of a beautiful meadow with scenic views and not a soul around and in big letters have it read EVERYBODY JUST STAY HOME.

that should be the message of all the eco-guilt pictures. just don't do anything. and for heaven's sake don't go snow camping in the wilderness. just lock your door and never come out. they never say that though. everyone is always tramping through the pristine wilderness to tell you how great AND fucked up it is. you can't have it both ways. can you?

there are split second scenes in that simpsons thing that will blow your mind. i went back and froze a bunch of them. so amazing.

i hate the subheds on those Upworthy articles, the ones that show up under the link on facebook that read like

They thought it was great until they found out what she really meant.

youll never believe what happens in this video that will make you want to kill yourself then hug a koala then kill yourself

kinda wanna make a thread for fake upworthy titles

wait til you see what this one enterprising message board poster did

It Will Make You Poop A Little

This One Kid Came Up With A Way To Make Energy Out Of Poop And Then They Killed Him Found Out Why

im about to call someone you love very much fat and youre not going to like it

wayyyy too specific

This One Kid Did Something Craptacular And What Happened Afterwards Will Make You Want To Throw Yourself And Your Loved Ones Into A Vat Of Boiling Razorblades

youll never believe what this one kid said about your mom

real ones:

Try To Watch Their Answers To A Beautiful Question And Not Smile. I Dare You.

Talk Show Host Makes All Other Hosts Look Absurd During Devastating Monologue

One Infographic You’ll Want To Take To The Grocery Store And Tape To Your Fridge

because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.

This One Kid In My First Grade Brought a Elephant To School

https://twitter.com/UpworthySpoiler

This one kid did something that will make you cry. And then you will kill him. And then you will die.

This One Twitter Did Something So Atrocious It'll Make Your Spleen Crawl Out Of Your Butt And Start Talking To You About Sports You Don't Watch

dont watch this video its too real for you you fucking coward half-man

real ones:

If You Listen To What These New Yorkers Say And Are Not Angry, You Live In Another World From Me

His Beautiful Philosophies About Life Will Make You Feel OK That We’re Running Out Of Oil

Watch A Man Playing Piano In His House After The Floods For A Heartbreaking Reason

took me three tries to get that first one

Adam Mordecai

I write stuff for Upworthy. I want my gay friends to be able to get married. I want my undocumented friends to gain citizenship. I want everyone to have healthcare. I want the media to do their job. And I want politicians to learn shame. Also, side note, I think Jon Stewart is some sort of oracle. You can find me on Twitter, like my stuff on Facebook, and read my long winded ranting on Quora.

Adam is the best:

Dear White People: Could You Please Do Something About Your Scarier White People?

A Country Killed A 16-Year-Old American Boy And Wouldn't Explain Why. Guess Which One.

His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me A Little Sick.

two people on my facebook shared that last one

Carolyn Silveira

I’m working on big ideas and a small garden. I believe there’s plenty of planet, plenty of money, and plenty of love to go around. People are my passion, and while talk is cheap, conversation is priceless. Follow me on Twitter to swap links and see pictures of my garden, and get loud and radical with me on Facebook.

This One Twitter Did Something So Atrocious It'll Make Your Spleen Crawl Out Of Your Butt And Start Talking To You About Sports You Don't Watch

― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:07 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That made me laugh and laugh.

because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.

This follow up made me very happy.

Simpsons video was quite interesting, I couldn't watch it all in one sitting but it was really captivating for being both so foreign and so familiar.

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh)

Fuck you, birds

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/578483_401924979907573_283221902_n.jpg

Posted by a well-meaning but fairly dull posh chap, one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.

A Country Killed A 16-Year-Old American Boy And Wouldn't Explain Why. Guess Which One.

there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys. this is a stupid game

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1235111_10151983342593465_998021929_n.jpg

oops, huge, sorry.

That husband one makes me IA.
Actually so does the karma one.

Nice work, everybody.

The karma one makes me want to irrationally listen to Lords of Acid.

That husband one makes me IA.

Me too!

or are you RA?

ladies believe in yourselves --bob marley