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wow hello total lack of battery life wtf

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

also this automatically update my apps in the background idea is totally awesome save for the fact that it doesnt actually appear to work

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

ahhhh, swipe the APP not the icon. thanks ledge.

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

wow hello total lack of battery life wtf

tbh this has been my overall experience with the 5 so I basically go nowhere without a plug these days

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

I obsessively close apps now, but yeah, the battery life does seem to be taking a hit on my 4s.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

this is completely unintuitive and probably a lie but if you do the "reset all settings" thing, it seems to help some weirdness. you have to re-enter all your passwords in apps, though.

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

obsessively closing apps never did anything imo

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

^

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I guess if there is some really poorly-behaved app that isn't really closing and the system isn't killing it in memory, then you could have issues

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

I noticed especially in Europe that I would have my phone in airplane mode and use the camera, and the battery would be down to around 35% by 3 PM while my wife's would still be around 80% (she also has a 5)

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

xp i don't agree with that - i've definitely noticed if system starts chugging and halting when app switching, closing a bunch of them will free up some memory and it'll go a little smoother

Nhex, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

I have ran into exactly one app with that problem, and it was because they fucked up and didn't implement location settings correctly and it was fixed in the next version

generally, once an app is backgrounded it can only use processor time if it uses audio, if it uses the new api that lets apps do background updates (was not available pre-iOS7) or if they fucked up and it's never actually backgrounding

if it's that last case and they don't fix it, delete that shit

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

Let me labor under the illusion that iPhones don't boast the most notoriously awful battery performance of any smartphone just a little while longer, plz.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

Nhex, that is true because it's chugging a little because your memory is full and it's actually closing memory-resident apps for you.

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

dude android still is one zillion times worse re: battery life

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

Sucks to be everyone.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

I don't know which app is causing the problem but I've noticed that my cell reception goes into the pits if I have too many apps backgrounded; wondering if that behavior goes away with iOS 7

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

ya iphones have the best battery life fwiw

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

(for example, I'll be standing next to my wife and her phone will have 4 bars LTE and I'll have 1 bar 4G until I close some apps)

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

that makes no sense whatsoever, unless something on your phone is making it busy and it's too lazy to update the reception meter

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

I believe my phone is actually defective tbh

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

v nervous about the battery life on this, yeah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

maybe you hold it a little differently when you're closing apps and that gets your hand out of the way of the antenna

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

it's true that I usually take out of the lead-lined cement case to close apps

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

* case closed *

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

went to bed last night at 100% battery, woke up with 100%, never had that happen on my 5 with ios 6, so, I dunno?

Euler, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

haha I have unplugged my phone from the charger and watched it jump immediately from 100% to 91% prior to this update, wonder if that's still gonna happen

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Every smartphone requires daily or bi-daily recharging, right?

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

The thing I miss the most about my old Treo was that I only had to charge it every 4 days.

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

I don't charge every day, every 1.5 days probably. on wifi rather than lte most of the time though

Euler, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

Dan needs a Droid Maxx. Something like 15 hours of battery life with continuous use.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

my gmail account is greyed out in the mail app and tapping it does nothing. my "all inboxes" is also greyed out and i can't tap on it. despite it showing that i have 1 unread message in my gmail account!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

the native mail app has always been terrible and I've never gone back to it once I added the Gmail app

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

^^^

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

alright dudes im goin in gonna get my iphone turnt up wish me luck *twerk twerk*

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

that post made me search for "twerk" in the app store and the first thing that came up was "Major Lazer's Lazergram"

the second was "High School Campus Twerking" #sadface

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

TWERK BABY TWERK!

Hilarious Campus Twerking Fun!

Try not to get distracted by her bouncing booty while you aim to hit the red cup! But watch out, knock her booty and she'll knock you out!

Compete against other players and get the highest score!

This game is super addicting and will keep you playing for hours!

Supports: Game Center

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

i will not be your friend on game center wrt twerking app

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

also i have had 3 people mistakenly facetime me from ios 7 already

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

hahaha excellent

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

my iPhone 5S acquisition plans may not be working correctly, I called a cell phone store and they said that if you buy in-store they're actually going to ship you one as they're available

are only the damn apple stores going to have these in store?

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

probably

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

well, fuck me

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

just buy it online itll be there in like two days no biggie

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Online Orders for iPhone 5s Begin at 12:01 AM Pacific Time on Friday, September 20

so really my plan should be to take tomorrow off, have an epic barcrawl tonight, and order an iPhone at bar close, right

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pT9zKPK.jpg

markers, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

comment from some dude who waited in line at an Apple store to get a phone on launch day:
I stood in line for the 3G when it came out, packed a lunch, and had my "NASCAR" folding chair and was out there about 7 hours. Lots of nice people with common interests (ie. Ham Radio, Private Pilots, Classic Cars, NASCAR, music)

I would kill myself

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

do u not like music?

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

obviously not

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

I stood in line to get the 4 as a walk-in, thinking I'd be in line for 2 hours tops. I got there at... 7:30? and didn't actually get inside the store until noon. I will never, ever do that again.

Plus side, I ran into a buddy of mine who had just finished his dissertation for his doctorate in choral conducting and we spent the whole time making fun of ourselves for standing in that abysmal line.

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link


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