New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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maybe you hold it a little differently when you're closing apps and that gets your hand out of the way of the antenna

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

it's true that I usually take out of the lead-lined cement case to close apps

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

* case closed *

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

went to bed last night at 100% battery, woke up with 100%, never had that happen on my 5 with ios 6, so, I dunno?

Euler, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

haha I have unplugged my phone from the charger and watched it jump immediately from 100% to 91% prior to this update, wonder if that's still gonna happen

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Every smartphone requires daily or bi-daily recharging, right?

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

The thing I miss the most about my old Treo was that I only had to charge it every 4 days.

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

I don't charge every day, every 1.5 days probably. on wifi rather than lte most of the time though

Euler, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

Dan needs a Droid Maxx. Something like 15 hours of battery life with continuous use.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

my gmail account is greyed out in the mail app and tapping it does nothing. my "all inboxes" is also greyed out and i can't tap on it. despite it showing that i have 1 unread message in my gmail account!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

the native mail app has always been terrible and I've never gone back to it once I added the Gmail app

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

^^^

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

alright dudes im goin in gonna get my iphone turnt up wish me luck *twerk twerk*

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

that post made me search for "twerk" in the app store and the first thing that came up was "Major Lazer's Lazergram"

the second was "High School Campus Twerking" #sadface

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

TWERK BABY TWERK!

Hilarious Campus Twerking Fun!

Try not to get distracted by her bouncing booty while you aim to hit the red cup! But watch out, knock her booty and she'll knock you out!

Compete against other players and get the highest score!

This game is super addicting and will keep you playing for hours!

Supports: Game Center

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

i will not be your friend on game center wrt twerking app

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

also i have had 3 people mistakenly facetime me from ios 7 already

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

hahaha excellent

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

my iPhone 5S acquisition plans may not be working correctly, I called a cell phone store and they said that if you buy in-store they're actually going to ship you one as they're available

are only the damn apple stores going to have these in store?

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

probably

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

well, fuck me

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

just buy it online itll be there in like two days no biggie

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Online Orders for iPhone 5s Begin at 12:01 AM Pacific Time on Friday, September 20

so really my plan should be to take tomorrow off, have an epic barcrawl tonight, and order an iPhone at bar close, right

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pT9zKPK.jpg

markers, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

comment from some dude who waited in line at an Apple store to get a phone on launch day:
I stood in line for the 3G when it came out, packed a lunch, and had my "NASCAR" folding chair and was out there about 7 hours. Lots of nice people with common interests (ie. Ham Radio, Private Pilots, Classic Cars, NASCAR, music)

I would kill myself

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

do u not like music?

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

obviously not

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

I stood in line to get the 4 as a walk-in, thinking I'd be in line for 2 hours tops. I got there at... 7:30? and didn't actually get inside the store until noon. I will never, ever do that again.

Plus side, I ran into a buddy of mine who had just finished his dissertation for his doctorate in choral conducting and we spent the whole time making fun of ourselves for standing in that abysmal line.

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

ugh

I am wondering if the online ordering with the "pick up at store" option will be enabled. Kind of doubt it, but if so I'll just be a dick by reserving one and going in tomorrow afternoon

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

that is the best option tbh

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

the new folders are boss u guys are crazy you can put AS MANY APPS AS YOU WANT in them

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

why does parallax make all my current wallpapers look like poo

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

should I break my wife's heart by replacing her picture with a dynamic wallpaper y/n

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

you can put AS MANY APPS AS YOU WANT in them

this is the best news i've heard about this update yet
brb gotta take my 23 games folders and put em in one

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

only 9 items per folder looks dummmm though

Euler, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

they did it cause you can only see 9 when the folder is closed

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

this parallax shit seems kinda pointless but generally the layered concept is good

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

its weird they havent even updated all their own apps yet, ibook still got that gloss

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

also i miss seeing my little magazines in the newsstand, that was cute

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Killing apps from the switcher is the new Repair Permissions.

Background app downloads are pretty poorly implemented. On the tube tonight was in a station with wifi for 1min, it started downloading a twitterrific update and obviously failed when the train moved on. Useless app for the rest of the journey.

stet, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

imo only let it do those on wifi?

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

that wouldn't solve stet's problem

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

what happened to the audio controls when you swiped left after double home-button!!!?? GAHHHHHHH

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

they're in the control panel, just swipe up from the bottom any time

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

this is anything but intuitive

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

once you get the swipe up for controls thing it's pretty easy

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

Ah OK thanks doods

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

I fucking hate this Podcasts app they made me download.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

that is a seriously busy control panel

anybody else getting a "mad men"/"man from u.n.c.l.e."/"catch me if you can" kind of vibe from the design?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link


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