New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

feels like an effect they discovered in the graphics chip and just HAD to use

kind of like the post-avatar wave of bad 3d movies with spears flying @ u face and shit

they really should have just killed the clock part of "clock" and called it timer and everyone would have realized that there's a giant digital clock on the unlock screen and a tiny one at the top of every single home screen

yeah now that you can access the timer through the control panel the clock is p useless

isn't 'clock' where you can set alarms too?

also great ringtone article. playtime is aces

How do I make my iPhone parallax me

also i miss seeing my little magazines in the newsstand, that was cute

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This ;_;

i had to look this shit up on the internet to even realize it was there, and now all i can see is my wallpaper wobbling around like drunk tourist

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only noticed by accident that the icon panel moves as well—it's not only the wallpaper moving. between this and all the zooming/swooshing i actually felt seasick a couple of times yesterday.

Can I just say that I despise the color scheme for the messaging app and I would change that shit in a heartbeat if I could?

the alarm setting UI is still a bag o' shit. That edit mode stuff is nonsense.

Nice to messages still vanishing from iMessage threads too

that happens?

the battery starting to visibly reduce at 98% is bruising my ocd

What is with safari on iPad freaking out on the ilxor.com redirect to the servlet sometimes? If it continues I will try to get a packet capture to figure this out

People are already camping out at an AT&T store near me.

you can turn off the parallax nonsense with a 'reduce motion' thing buried in the accessibility options.

It is twilight. You are living inside of a prism beam. You are slowly falling through a prism beam without worry and with a satiated stomach. http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-top-5-ios7-ringtones

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:15 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so good

ugh i did not notice the icon grid MOVING until autumn pointed it out

switched off, goodbye parallax

you were so sweet in 16-bit punching games and you make no goddamn sense on a 4" screen that is constantly bouncing around in my hand

MH: Safari 6.1 on the Mac does it too. I think it's a bug in their handling of the "0" second redirect on the index.html. I changed it to 1s and it seems to be OK again. You'll need to clear the cache though.

Set my ipad home screen to white-on-black Kindle text and it looks pretty nice. There's a cool zooming effect when opening a folder like you're going inside the book. Pleased with myself. Did I mention I had a bad day at work and this is how I'm reasserting control in my life.

yeah i like how you go inside the apps like theyre a cave

every man should have an app cave

Jobs never would've agreed to his foggy window shit

iTunes Radio is working pretty well for me. I prefer it to Pandora at least.

Thanks, stet!

everyone itt (except me, a cool dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTpXVv-DaBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTpXVv-DaBQ

just be glad that kid didn't have to use Windows 8

It is twilight. You are living inside of a prism beam. You are slowly falling through a prism beam without worry and with a satiated stomach. http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-top-5-ios7-ringtones

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:15 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Poll material!

Set my ipad home screen to white-on-black Kindle text and it looks pretty nice.

how on earth did you achieve this

my iPhone 5S acquisition plans may not be working correctly, I called a cell phone store and they said that if you buy in-store they're actually going to ship you one as they're available

are only the damn apple stores going to have these in store?

Which carrier is this
????

ugh

I am wondering if the online ordering with the "pick up at store" option will be enabled. Kind of doubt it, but if so I'll just be a dick by reserving one and going in tomorrow afternoon

If you're talking AT&T they won't do that. I talk to one of their peeps today

I guess t-mobile is the main offender of that. Most carriers will have some in stock but they decided to send them to only some stores

The reserve thingy only really works for apple but they are also not doing it afaik

I am glad you are on this, sunny

you can turn off the parallax nonsense with a 'reduce motion' thing buried in the accessibility options.

brilliant brilliant brilliant

Haha ilx throws safari into full on seizure mode

Also reduce motion is my a#1 pro tip for this

http://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/380918883697172481

how on earth did you achieve this

took a screenshot of an Alan Furst book in the Kindle app

oh, i thought you meant you changed the system font

I was going to wake up for a minute and order when it went live but I apparently slept through it. 7 - 10 days, oh well.

No I don't want to see all the tracks under each album when scrolling through the artists view. Yes I did like the little icons for repeat and shuffle, why replace them with words?

Is anyone else not seeing YouTube embeds in Safari ON IPAD since updating?

I tried all of them but had to stick with dayo's version of uppers.wav

how do I shot

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/Gly.m4r

download, should be added to your itunes library when you double click it

I went in on the 5S. shipping 9/24, not bad.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 19 Sep
I cannot believe that Apple didn't come out with a larger screen IPhone. Samsung is stealing their business. STEVE JOBS IS SPINNING IN GRAVE

Anyone put iOS7 on their 4? Not sure whether it's worth doing or not.

i did that. seems to be laggy but not unusable.

乒乓, we need to hide that from public view if that sxsw festival panel about noize actually happens. otherwise, everyone will be coming here to try to appropriate it :(