why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

here is a picture of a guy...just share.

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/945993_525530777523093_1899096883_n.jpg

if you are a sucky mom...just share.

to make a person come out of you,

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175190_521847634558074_191617653_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1176251_521709391238565_630230677_n.jpg

that is a rolling theme among my facebook friends -- lotsa ppl giving themselves a hard time about their parenting

"doing the right thing when you don't know what the right thing is" is how the Nazis started iirc

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563504_518099684932869_1328767542_n.png

not a very original name for a kid...

what did you do to yr mother these are just her clothes what did you do to HER

i love mom pages. all self-sacrifice and booze.

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999667_489632597779578_1508890070_n.jpg

cher if you love sonny

anyway, endless fun:

https://www.facebook.com/MomsOnly

if someone here made a cher if you love sonny picture i would totally put it on my facebook.

http://i.imgur.com/0LPniP2.jpg

Wow, it must be tough getting through life as that person

i had a similar feeling when the guy who invented the doner kebab died

he was actually called Doner Kebab iirc

Crazy thing is that it was John Deacon who made that macro.

xp it's an eponymous meaty treat

eponymous nosh

http://i.imgur.com/vXRrfYg.jpg

Wait, once I have this baby I can't have pie anymore? NOBODY TOLD ME THIS.

This is bullshit.

you can have pie... but you have to make it, sry mom

you just have to make sure everyone else has pie first

or learn how to cut a friggin' pie.

shockingly there's no DadsOnly FB group

https://www.facebook.com/DadsWhoDrinkAndStare

ugh, scrolling through that was like hanging out with my aunt's husband for too long

i want to do a slideshow of all the macros on that page set to fleetwod mac's "family man"

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1175037_472595659514310_392104908_n.jpg

I have this weird but salient memory of hanging out with him when I was like 11, and he insisted on playing me this Howard Stern video when my aunt went out, and it involved Howard Stern inviting women up on stage to have something called "Butt Bongo" played on them, and this one woman kept giggling and saying "But I'm a mother! I'm a mother!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf81ZxINQkQ

That Howard Stern video was called "Butt Bongo Fiesta," FYI.

I hate that I know that but even more I hate the frequency with which my brain will hork up the phrase "Butt Bongo Fiesta" as I'm going about my daily business.

(but I'm a mother)

The new Bob Marley

"But I'm a mother."

- Bob Marley

"But I'm a mother-" "SHUT YO MOUTH!"

Smell my cheese you mother

Mother
Do you wanna bang butts with me

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OaoKnGvmU0U/Ujxs2d3xYhI/AAAAAAAAFTU/kLEC6rVYXn4/w426-h312/IMG_1004.JPG

Smell my cheese you mother

― Neil S, Saturday, 21 September 2013 03:06 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

damn!

http://thehairpin.com/2013/09/8-headlines-that-sound-like-upworthy-but-are-simply-attempts-to-express-my-withering-contempt-for-that-collective-of-neo-liberal-douchebags/

i used to think he said "knobber" xp

we've got our fingers on the zeitgeist over here. by like a day. is one of you sarah miller? there was a sarah miller writer i kinda knew in philly back in the day.

lol my friend who's into a lot of political and social activism is trying to defend upworthy. I don't care if they signed up a thousand people to Unicef's mailing list or whatever, those headlines are horrible

totally the same sarah miller. i looked her up. she knew my friend lance. she was nice. and funny. she knew other people i knew too. wrote for the philadelphia weekly.