why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I hate those variances of "Please share if you think cancer is horrible".

oh no sorry bro can't forward that, cancer is totally awesome bro

well, that's the thing with something like facebook. it forces you to rub up against normal people on occasion. it isn't pleasant. that's why i've been hiding out here for so long. i never did myspace or any of the other ones. and i like the majority of my facebook friends, but every once in a while you are gonna see a friend's friend's post or whatever and then its eerily like real life where real people are and nobody wants that.

I've faked my death a few times but always came out of retirement cuz people kept writing shit like "Glad you're dead" on my wall

lol

xp lol, otm

(xp scott)

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you will enjoy this if you are using the right side of your brain

I LOST THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BRAIN IN VIETNAM YOU DICK

does it mean I'm using the right side of my brain when I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the other half of his head

no thats the WRONG side of your brain right folks

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was gonna say, come outside with me for a sparkler and i will end you

just don't smoke and talk to them

or smoke marijuana instead

i think me and weed have regretfully parted company

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is lifehackable a 10 year old kid in an anonymous mask?

class punishments are the act of a dick tho tbf

teachers do it to get the main offenders beat up by their other classmates so they don't have to discipline them

did anybody else have fucking "silent lunch" in elementary school? where, when the teachers decided arbitrarily that the noise level in the cafeteria was too loud, so they turned the lights off and made you eat in silence?

Used to piss me off cuz I was a quiet kid but liked to talk to my friends and these loud mouthed assholes always got us silent lunch like every other day.

now i'm singing silent lunch to the tune of pavement's silence kit, it's catchy

i remember that. has anyone ever named their band that? they should.

I remember silent lunch.

I remember revolting one day and flinging applesauce at our PE coach but that didn't turn out so well for me in the end

Sounds like lunchroom monitor hangover days

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our playground was kinda lame. the only fun was playing kickball or football. and the latter ended when someone broke his pinky on a football, so the teachers said we couldn't play anymore, except with an eraser (like one of those big tabby pink ones). then the teachers put an end to that, so one day I went outside and the kids were playing invisible football, where they were pretending to throw the ball, and people were saying whether they caught it or not.

Silent lunch, a frozen moment when everyone hears what is on the end of every fork

That's beautiful.

We had a "silent lunch" too, but it referred to the fact that we weren't supposed to talk about what happened during lunch.

We'd have a silent lunch where we'd begin eating sandwiches with little fanfare before going all out a week later with an announcement about the sandwiches and everything.

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* Don't get chopped up into tiny pieces

never move

grow some leaves
get infested by bugs

* let squirrels shit inside of you

* beware of images

* make like a me and leave

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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let squirrels shit inside of you

KUDOS

I don't understand why when ed begley jr. makes a movie we call it "transylvania 6-5000"

Clive Barker just made a post:

What I cannot bear is "normality."

Oh Clive :(

Sorry Clive, I thought of a new display name earlier, then I forgot it.

I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd

mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.

yeah it's gross all around

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