why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd

mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.

yeah it's gross all around

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15946_562789797103921_1109841345_n.jpg

that one rules

Bullshit fakeness, main lonely reasons
And fashion victims post their pixeled memes

this was clearly written by bob marley
http://chronicle.com/article/Who-Really-Said-That-/141559/

ugh I thought the friend that posted that Feminist GIF I posted above as a joke, because he's normally a really intelligent guy, but it turns out he was serious. yeech. thankfully one of his friends called him out on it.

Oh, I just saw a belter on a friend-of-a-friend's page:

"You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.

like to imagine a factory of daft 20-somethings staying up until 3 in the morning trying to come up with these life-affirming platitudes.

xpost um someone should tell them I'm pretty sure it's "You Only Live Twice", James Bond knows what's up

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spartacus-starbucks.jpg

I cracked a smile. I'm sorry.

I tried that, it did not work.

Admittedly, I said my name is Mark.

I don't know why, but it's funnier if no-one follows? Just one sad person yelling out their name to get their Starbucks order. Depends on your sense of humour, I guess.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali got some awards from right wing think tanks while the other one got some bigot fired. It's a results business afaic so I vote the one on the right (of the macro)

dunno if he was a bigot so much as a creepy manchild but i'm happy not to explore the distinction

Spartacus thing would have been a lot better if two centurions had burst through the door and dragged him off to the cuntatorium.

wouldve been funnier if it actually happened

http://fakestarbucksnames.tumblr.com/

^^ lagoon otm

Reminds me of those "Why I Got Kicked Out of Walmart" lists.

i've heard that Spartacus story that really happened from half a dozen people over the last 6 months

http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/5X91lXxIslU

http://i.imgur.com/5pu1dqS.png

xp zing

http://fakestarbucksnames.tumblr.com/

― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

Reminds me of that Mr Show bit "I had cereal for breakfast. You see, that's funny because it's not true. I had french toast for breakfast."

http://i.imgur.com/Fy1TBSl.jpg

monsterattheendofthisbook.jpg

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/971183_625853694114517_1275237301_n.jpg

lol

Profound.

I think that's from one of the I Fucking Love Science parody pages. I Fucking Love Science is the goddamn worst btw

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1237948_222074807957971_1541816301_n.jpg

y'all should check The Love Warrior, btw.

cocaine bliss is a subset of illegal high tho

Cocaine isn't very blissful, IME.

A knife a fork a bottle and a cork that's the way we spell New York CLICK SHARE IF YOU AGREE, I KNOW 99% OF YOU WON'T SHARE THIS

YOU ARE:
MY SUGAR RUSH
MY COCAINE RANT
MY ILLEGAL HIGH
MY PERFECT KISS

COME ON COME ON
YOU WANT TO SEE ME FLY....

Long and tiresome allegories I have known and hated:

http://comicsthatsaysomething.quora.com/A-Day-at-the-Park

That was alright..

on what level?

i stopped reading way before the end because it just seemed to be taking an interminable length of time to make some really trite observation

In which case, skip to the last pages, read on from "That's enough, young man"

i take it back, it was taking an interminable length of time to say nothing

there you go.

how's life, that is the worst cocteau twins EP ever

lol

I really liked the art on that interminable comic, but yeah, I'm pretty sure it could have used way less words to explore that theme in a far less trite and annoying manner.

That cartoon was confusing babble. The author was playing with paradox, but very ineptly. Oscar Wilde, now there was a man who could spin a paradox and most all of them could fit into four panels or less.

Would you say this was more or less rewarding than the long comic about the Russian orphan that ended in everybody's death?

jfc i wanna kill it