OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

wait until they reveal that Susan Orlean was horse_ebooks before September 2011

this account is promising
https://twitter.com/UpWorthIt

The shocking part isn't her lack of legs, it's what she chose to do without them.

I'm not an orphan. But I think we should listen to this one.

I can't believe AGB works at fucking BuzzFeed of all places, that's the saddest thing in the world

everyone needs jobs

unless you can get paid for weird tweets i guess

lol buzzfeed is a p cool place to work

what's his buzzfeed twitter handle? is he verified ✔ now at least?

they said he works in the ad department he doesnt do #content

buzzfeed for sure a cool place to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OfTPGnzqQ

that must be him in standing up

haha nicely done

Ah yes, good old Agent LeBrees.

― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Tuesday, September 24, 2013 5:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did everyone miss this post, it's a+

Tom Gara ‏@tomgara 2m
I just called the horse ebooks phone number. They answered and said "getting the attention of top marketers", then hung up.

everyone needs jobs

otm

can I just say UpWorthIt is great

I never thought a pizza party could end centuries of ethnic cleansing. Then I saw this.

on BuzzFeed.com you can literally go to an article about drone strikes or a 10y.o. who murdered his father in cold blood and vote them "LOL" and "WIN" and then include a gif of you smiling with Respond With A GIF, Sponsored By Starbucks Frappuccino

everyone who works there should be killed share this if you agree most are too afraid

like obviously I'm speaking from 22y.o. youthful naivete privilege here but there are genuinely a billion other websites to work for that aren't as awful. it's not like capitalism, where it's inescapable and you're forced to work within the system or perish (although within the year it probably will be lol). I'll drop the subject tho

aren't they all the same awful, though? or travel in the same circles of awful?

forget it guys its websites

cant believe a popular tweeter has a well-paying job at buzzfeed its the most depressing thing in the WOOOORLD

*cries for the tweeters*

wont someone think of the tweets

everyone who works there should be killed share this if you agree most are too afraid

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 24, 2013 4:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaø

so horse was a bto then was taken over by weird twitter dudes at the time when everyone suspected that it had become people (http://splitsider.com/2012/01/the-ballad-of-horse_ebooks) do i have that right

yeah

and now everyone is upset and surprised

mozilla guy did not take the news well https://twitter.com/dansinker/status/382523444627111936

You mean @mayoremanuel

haha

imagine how we're going to react when it turns out goatse is the Thought Catalog guy

having read Punk Planet p regularly back in the day I must say I'm shocked to see Dan Sinker being weird and precious about essentially unimportant stuff

http://i.imgur.com/88M1y3e.png

:(

followed by ~ d r u g s ~

and max!

classic

http://i.imgur.com/K0KxDLc.png

dying here

loooooool

omg lol

haha

hahahahaha

https://twitter.com/Cat_Tablets

sounds familiar

hey is sega juice in the negative dickhole crew or something?

^ Swifty is nice and cool actually??? unless there's an @segajuice who is a negative dickhole or something.

NO WAY I didn't mean it like that, he seems like a cool and smart and funny and nice person. I was just asking if he posts here by way of referring to a classic TOMBOT post re: the 77 autogoon keepin' it negative dickhole zing posse.

i've been trying to get him to post for years. i think he might have posted to ILG like twice, i dunno