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WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

lol@wayne

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

what do you think they're listening to ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

and what's the blue box in the front ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

DUH

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

they are listening to "bombtrack"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

too easy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, an x-post, or was it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

he's a creationist only instead of god it's santorum smeared babies

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

(x-post)

I wanted something special, and Yahoo let me choose.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/VanessaVanity.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

There's so many pictures of Tuomas to work with

HAHAHA XPOST

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Today 11:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

i'd say that the poster is an integral part of its timelessness!

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

it's quite huge. i'd say it's a window.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

we should try and find the people on this pic and ask them all these !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh no. The window is behind them. It's a dorm room: they don't get two.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude stepped in a puddle on his way in.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm. My first impression from looking at the picture was that the guy probably wanted to get with one or both of those girls, but there was just no way he was ever going to try to do anything about it. Like, it might not even cross his mind that he has an opportunity right there.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something.

Hooters are basically tits, right? Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters", unless he'd want to look like a total pig?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Lord.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, this guy (wherever or whoever he is), his ears must be burning (it's his loins that are burning in the photo)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost http://www.hooters.com/

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something"

right!

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's a PRedator Ship.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters"

He heard something about owls being cool at the moment, but he couldn't find a O RLY t-shirt?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

You say that, but I think you don't mean it.
xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

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things are happening

― here 1st (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 01:58 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

had the thought the other day that this clip has extreme so not gonna happen energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k

― 龜, Friday, 6 October 2023 22:15 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2023/11/06/USAT/71470422007-71467834007-gettyimages-1775397905.jpg?width=600&height=900&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2023 19:42 (five months ago) link

Is that guy the muscle for that lot? If so, a foiled purse snatching is so not gonna happen.

― henry s, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:04 (five months ago) link

Little do you know he is the fifth richest man in the world, and those other people are there as decoys.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:06 (five months ago) link

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