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BOYS SHOULD SHAVE MORE

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

AND SKINNY JEANS ARE WRONGWRONGWRONG AND WILL NEVER BE RIGHT

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

they're right on hott gyals.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex, you liked MINE. And Anna's.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link

But not if they're as skinny as Russell Brand (xpost)

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT
skinny jeans on boys = always wrong; makes their legs look like TWIGS

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex has just made me laugh more than Russell Brand has, but in a different way.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

oh me neither in all seriousness, i just thought it was a nice comical image.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:05 (seventeen years ago) link

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT

IMPORTANT RIDER: LEGS NEED TO BE GOOD IN FIRST PLACE

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex resents the androgynous/effeminate aspect of men having skinny legs! Disgraceful!

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The first post mentions "dandified". Is that not enough?

Note to self: Search for the stem word 'dand' in future.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I question the lex's right to comment on "style"

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link

He once wrote something in the Observer Music Monthly about how Carl Barat was his hero and had "saved England from the chavs and made it Blake's Albion" again - which I thought I'd never forgive...

However he is very, very good at hosting BB'sBM. Given how many times it's on a week I am impressed that he can keep coming up with new iterations of not just the ballbags/SWINE link, but also "So-and-so is perfectly happy to do such-and-such, but when I suggested it would be quite good to see Aisleyne and Grace wrestling in crude oil in the middle of a desert, they looked at me like I was no better than Gary Glitter...", and the one that goes "Get in touch with us the way the Daily Mail gets in touch with asylum seekers, except use a phone instead of creating a hysterical climate of fear and distrust"...

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link

... this is funny?

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the way he tells them.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the ballbag thing is v unfunny and his schtick is v thin and samey and his "set pieces" for the phone message thing etc are also quite unfunny but he does say some funny things, sometimes, usually in conversation or when people are shouting

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

RJG OTM re the lex

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"here's something that's so exclusive it makes the da vinci code looklike a load of old rubbish someone made up to get loads of money off stupid people"

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the set pieces, often!

'... in the way the sun gets in touch with world cup supporters, only with a phone instead of advocating a fifa-inpired kristallnacht on all those who don't have a flag coming out of every orifice' (or something).

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, the "in the way ... only with ..." bits are usually quite funny, actually

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what i like most about him is that although he's very quick, especially in the audience opinion sections of the show, he's never snide towards the audience members. also he always tries to deflate any particularly vitriolic opinion in a surprisingly claming way. "oh you shouldn't think that, i like grace, she's nice".

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link

working Kristallnacht into the gags is always a winner.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I'd ever noticed him between this summer and yet suddenly he appears to be EVERYWHERE. It's like he's dominating the summer, which is quite an achievement in World Cup year.

But yeah, he's a twunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

he's always making nazi references.

he SHOULD be a twunt but somehow isn't.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Judging by those pics on the fansite, he is more of a PIRATE than a dandy.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked when the Arctic Monkeys tried to slag him off for doing Grim Oop North gags at the NME awards. Whooshes all round.

He's funny and annoying in equal measures. I think I mostly like him.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes there's a fine line between pirates and dandies.

― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I blame Johnny Depp

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, definite Jack Sparrow vibe to him.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

considering how rubbish most anchors are he's certainly a breath of less stale air.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

It's funny the way he puts his arm around people on BBBM, and sits on their knee! Sometimes he is staring right in their face and doing this, it's really weird and amusing.

Also that Derrida joke mentioned upthread was insane. Who else would be that quick.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Dannii Minogue has accused Russell Brand of being a "vile predator".
The singer was left shocked after the MTV host flirted outrageously with her throughout an interview for his show 1 Leicester Square. Later, the presenter apparently chased Minogue down a corridor and demanded her phone number.
"He is completely crazy and a bit of a vile predator," Dannii told The Mirror. "I certainly don't think he has cured his sex addiction, that's for sure. He wouldn't take no for an answer."
She added, "I was told he got sacked from MTV before for wearing an Osama bin Laden costume to work the day after September 11. I couldn't believe that I'd just agreed to be interviewed by someone who would do that, it really unnerved me.

"And then throughout the interview he kept making shocking remarks that I can't even repeat. Just uttering the words would make me blush."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

What would that racist bint know about anything?

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"And then throughout the interview he kept making shocking remarks that I can't even repeat. Just uttering the words would make me blush."

Well I do declare!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

the osama bit has got to be bullshit!

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

No, he did!

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Wrong Minogue. Again, we fail to care. Story of Dannii's life.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It could have been worse Dannii, what if he was black!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

She mistook him for a Gypsy.

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

telly people like him because he is totally professional. If you shout in his earpiece that he needs to make shit up for the next two minutes, he'll do it. It seems like a strange skill in the real world, but is highly prized in tellyland.

yeah it's kind of unnerving when you see him visibly turn off the zany tap when he cuts to break and the camera lingers on the set for a second longer

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, "see him visibly", that's right

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

there was a regular audience member in 'bbbm'. he seemed to have his shirt unbuttoned to the navel, and had a kind of wideboy shtick -- think he tried to sell RB some leather trousers?

anyway, on charlie brooker's screenwipe t'other week there was a mock talent show audition -- and there he was! desperate.

kind of gives you an insight into... something.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I saw that. Best line in the whole series of "Screenwipe": "The only way you'd recognise a face on "Love Island" would be if you sat near enough your TV that you could see your reflection on the screen"

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

quantick's bit about how so-and-so didn't have blue hair slayed me.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Indeed! I didn't know he was married to that woman who, errrrrrr, he's married to

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

karen kristananeonovitch or something.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

He's not a bad writer, judging by his Keith Richards piece in the last OMM. Even if the entireity of the 'interview' was him shaking Keith's hand and saying hello.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i saw 'russell brand's got issues'. it was unbelievably shit.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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Just had a look at his comments section. Most of them seem to be from people who are also born again

― anvil, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:01 (two weeks ago) link

They're burying the lede that Russell Brand has finally bathed.

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:10 (two weeks ago) link

my bibley wibley

― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:13 (two weeks ago) link

Well now he's probably fit to marry Katy Perry

― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 18:02 (two weeks ago) link

Irl lol @ bizarro

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:47 (two weeks ago) link

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