Salary Insecurity

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I live in Northern Virginia, though I've lived in NYC before. Yeah, it's the NYC/librarian combo that seems to be doing people's heads in.

Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

sounds scrumptious

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I researched a response: "If you will forgive me for not answering that question, I will forgive you for asking it."

Gah, all of my coworkers are asking me how the salary is adjusted for "cost of living." Is there anything I can say, besides, it's not, really.

Virginia Plain, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Just lie through your teeth and say "really really well" and make them green w/ envy. Are you going to be seeing them after you move away and start your fantastic new job and fantastic new life?

Jaq, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Just mention to them that cost of living in Queens is lower than it is in NoVa.

I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ think thats your answer, right there

Filey Camp, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

hypothetically speaking, what is the minimum salary you would demand to work at a college of dentistry, if you were deathly afraid of dentist?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I keep reading this as Salad Insecurity.

Jordan, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe if you made more money you could afford GOOD cucumbers

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Just iceberg lettuce. . .so sad.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i have to used my neighbor's grass in my salads but damnit i like my job.

Will M., Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

my ex used to use caramelized pecans and make the dressing from scratch you worthless little man

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

<i>hypothetically speaking, what is the minimum salary you would demand to work at a college of dentistry, if you were deathly afraid of dentist?</i>

If free work by dental students was included, could end up saving a lot in dental bills.

Thanks everyone. I feel less insecure about my salary now. Hopefully from now on I can focus my insecurities on more meaningful targets.

Virginia Plain, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i want a post-war cornucopia. a big horn o'plenty with guns and ammo and knives and bombs and shit.

i don't understand this thread, given that you've already lived here under much less stable conditions.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link


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