why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://www.viruscomix.com/monstrepancies.jpg

http://www.viruscomix.com/page528.html

Minor lol at the "fortunate" one.

I like the sexuality one tbh, seems fairly true to life

all genders are monsters

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407

hasn't worked out the Bob Marley technique yet

(That's Banksy, btw)

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- Banksy

Yep, that one.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpD28Wwdldc/USP9HTDudfI/AAAAAAAAIYM/VkDLINydfRA/s640/15ac866a6fcd1314b9ce2373a910b071.jpg

Sorry if this is a repost.

Not actually from Facebook, but from this website which seems to be a goldmine for these things:

http://pmp-oneinamillion.blogspot.co.uk/

http://i.imgur.com/TeCa3QX.jpg

barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

wow that dude is super fast at getting ready

change his ready time to 7:05 and try to make him cut himself shaving

ain't no way a dude spends that little time on the can, and without reading material

girls dont poop btw

kinda grossed out that neither of them bathe

dude must have bathed between pooping and shaving, unless he just likes wearing the towel for ritual purposes

are we supposed to gather from this that women are less evolved than men

women dont have to be to work until 10, mans do work at 730

milkman?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1374122_10151985945300522_1029092397_n.jpg

All internet copy needs to be text printed out on a piece of paper, photographed and then posted.

i'm going to a surprise birthday party for a friend tonite

the way his wife chose to invite everyone (since she has more people's mobile numbers than email addresses) was to type out the invitation/instructions on a word processor, print it out, take a photo of the printout with her phone, then send that photo as a text message to everyone <3 <3

Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing? How hard is it to disprove this? This one drives me up a wall! I'll shut up now.

"LET'S SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT OFFENDING SOMEONE!"

Pretty rad to live in such a free country and yet have to pledge your allegiance. Really makes you think about freedom! Why there must be countries out there where people aren't pressured to show their undying devotion to the Law of the State and it just makes me sad that those people don't know that freedom.

China!

If you agree, like China. If you disagree, repost China!

share China!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1378376_229984057164342_981684123_n.jpg

I think we have a winner in the image degradation stakes, and now I come to think of it the intelligence degradation stakes too...

Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing?

They don't do it here in Wisconsin. When I was a kid (in the suburban Northeast) we said the pledge of allegiance every day and then sang a patriotic song (rotating between America the Beautiful, My Country Tis of Thee, and Battle Hymn of the Republic iirc.) So I don't actually think it's a made-up thing that there is less compulsory public expression of patriotism for schoolchildren then there was several decades ago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXC3_JNCQAA5hhZ.jpg

i can see the author indignantly flicking his/her bangs as he/she wrote that last part

fuck trees

If you could, you would be planting so many trees and you'd probably save the planet too.

forgot it's the lack of trees melting the ice caps

I'm certainly not anti-tree but tbh I thought most of the breathable oxygen on the planet was produced by algae. Save the planet, grow some pond scum.

fuck you i'll eat all the pond scum i want

fucking bleeding hearts

yeah phytoplankton in general i think

tiny little floating trees

http://boringasheck.com/2013/10/21/science-for-the-epic-motherfreaking-win/

imagine if pond scum gave off wifi signals

Pretty rad to live in such a free country and yet have to pledge your allegiance.

I got sent to the principal's office in hs for not standing up and saying it. Then they called my parents bc I wasn't 18 yet or some nonsense

I had to bring in a Note

*Cum's*
October 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm
*Cum’s*

http://boringasheck.com/2013/10/21/science-for-the-epic-motherfreaking-win/

― dell (del), Monday, October 21, 2013 11:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Tesla much? He’s epic as hell, which, by the way, is where Edison is. Or he would be, if hell was a real place, which it’s not. That reminds me, you see that image macro about how stupid those failshit Christians are? Bacon for the win.

lmfao

http://hazelnutcottage.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c47469e2013485990517970c-800wi