New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

apple's got so stagnant that i forgot this was even happening

also 'ipad air' sounds even more like a sanitary product

are you going to buy one for er indoors

"Sounds like a sanitary product" is as old as iPad, man. xp

Oh, missed "even more", nm.

next year: 'ipad air with wings'

'the all new a8 chip with a sphagnum core'

if the rebrand the white one as "pearl" I will crack up

just some guys laughing about women's products

mavericks is the first os x update for which I can't tell any difference (obv took ibooks and maps out of my dock immediately)

not sure if this is good or bad

tab your finder, friend

yeah I just thought of that, went full screen on finder, and on my 27" THUNDERBOLT DISPLAY it looks ridic

full screen is for people who miss DOS

oh god i just realised the mac pro looks exactly like a fleshlight

uhh, ok

Was kind of reminded of the top of this coffeemaker http://gizmodo.com/5839541/braun-aromaster-kf-20-a-coffee-maker-only-an-astronaut-could-have-truly-appreciated

xp i.. don't see it

It kind of looks like many cylindrical things, I guess.

yeah mac pro looks exactly like a fleshlight

wonder how much siracusa gets paid for these reviews. they must be bar far the most read articles on ars (which is a great site btw for anyone who doesn't read it any other time. booming science section, for example.)

also... get this... but the word "ipad..." sounds like... a thing a GIRL uses

*falls down giggling hysterically*

MY DICK IS HUGE THE "MISSUS" LOVES IT

also... get this... but the word "ipad..." sounds like... a thing a GIRL uses

*falls down giggling hysterically*

good work

wonder how much siracusa gets paid for these reviews. they must be bar far the most read articles on ars (which is a great site btw for anyone who doesn't read it any other time. booming science section, for example.)

― caek, Tuesday, October 22, 2013 6:28 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i love ars, they never succumb to fanboy shit, always shoot straight

good work

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, October 22, 2013 6:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

says the guy who just made maxi-pad and fleshlight jokes

and shitting up the thread with trolling is better?

it's a bit better

gentlemen, think we can all agree that the new mac pro looks like a fleshlight.

PENIS

I HAVE IT

The new Mac Pro looks like Darth Vader, how are you guys spending so much time looking at fleshlights

i'm still updating shit. on mavericks and 7.0.3

"We may still be stuck with the practice of encoding file type information in the file name like a bunch of animals"

haha siracusa rules

gotta go buy that

http://hypercritical.co/2013/10/22/mavericks

siracusa reports more like a 25% boost in battery life with mavericks, so it's probably worth it for an extra 45 mins or so on an old machine

he's charging $5 for a review? bizarre

if you want the kindle or ibooks versions

which, i don't care, i'll pay

tbf i'm reading it now on Ars and wow it is mad comprehensive

IOS 7.0.3 is also here, and Reduce Motion now knocks out those zooming icons animations too.

could do with some serious editing tho

nearly identical, can't tell them apart
http://i.imgur.com/K642qBr.jpg

only one way to be sure which is which

...try editing 4K video on them!!!

one thing i definitely appreciate is the new multi-display handling

the fleshlight or the mac pro?

mh for that post did u google image search for 'fleshlight'?

today was the day I learned safesearch is sometimes best left on

mac pro still brings up lots of cosmetics.

next generation of mac pro after this one:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31nx68-N-JL.jpg

idk i still think it kind of looks like this

http://www.awdirect.com/product_images/zoom/shop-vac-10-gallon-industrial-wet-dry-vacuum-925-40-100.jpg