why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I own two comic book stores. I'm waiting for the day that I hear some variation on "nerd culture" one time too many and just torch the fuckers (the stores, not the nerds) for insurance money.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list).

this is amazing

sktsh, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link

gonna assume Grohl didn't really say that cos his understanding of the music industry seems shaky

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

when you just get together with some guys with some shitty old instruments and already one album out on sub-pop and a fair bit of buzz and some major label interest

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

they probably got together before the first album was released.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link

I mean he wasn't with them, but I mean, the band still got together obv! Also my phone tries to change "grohl" to "froglets"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

phone is yr friend.

Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

Looks like that's a for-real Dave Ghrol quote.

http://deltaskymag.delta.com/Sky-Extras/Favorites/Rock--n--Roll-Jedi.aspx

"The rest of [Sound City documentary] is about a bunch of famous musicians jamming with Grohl in said garage.

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

lol nob

increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

hobo brad pitt?

Mordy , Friday, 25 October 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

"DOOR STAFF - MAKE SURE YOU LOOK BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACKS BEFORE LETTING THEM IN YOUR CLUB"

increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

so she's a carpenter?

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

His bunch of flowers is hiding... a gun! A gun that fires... confetti! Confetti laced with... the deadly toxin ricin!

as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

bad placeto hold flowers, what if he farts on them

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

Lizzie Borden is cuter than I expected.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

Dave Grohl is right. Things worked out perfect for Nirvana and Kurt Cobain. j/k

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

the oatmeal should do a strip where nirvana, led zeppelin, the beatles, and michael jackson all have to audition for american idol

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

shared via just girly things

how's life, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

because while he hugs you, it's difficult to stab him

Mark G, Saturday, 26 October 2013 07:56 (ten years ago) link

man he even went to the trouble of wearing matching outfits to lure him into a false sense of security

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

What about shut-ins?

Aimless, Saturday, 26 October 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

should be doubly ashamed

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

jesus are GIF memes created via Mad Libs now

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

did you know?

DANNY GLOVER once asked HIS NEIGHBORHOOD PLUMBER if he'd ever JERKED OFF TO PICTURES OF WILFORD BRIMLEY ON THE TOILET

did-you-know.tumblr.com

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

i knew that

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 October 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

3145?

Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

did-you-kno

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Monday, 28 October 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

pissed off puffin

Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

9GAG.COM

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

looooool

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

Cleveland Browns

- Bob Marley

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

Great, people needed more reasons to make fun of Cleveland. THANKS, OBAMA.

Dave Froglets (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

Grohl: sticks out as particularly bad because that opinion he's expressing is itself very carefully weighted and put together with a close eye to demographics

One with man in shabby suit and girl in white dress: distinctly Nabokovian overtones

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link

http://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1012470_750064461674033_525199625_n.jpg

tbf, this was posted for mockery.

nickn, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link

makes a change, "UK Cop Humour" usually belongs on the "Is This Racist?" thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link

This one's getting shared all over the place in my feed this morning.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1375019_353453371467415_1449507854_n.jpg

Creeeping me out.

how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

had to stand about 10 feet back to see Marilyn tbf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

Marilyns teeth combined with Albert's moustache just looks like scary skeleton teeth or something to me.

how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

took off my glasses to see a Marilyn Monroe-ish blob, with droopy Einstein eyes that made her look stoned.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Try stepping back a ways.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link


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