why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

man he even went to the trouble of wearing matching outfits to lure him into a false sense of security

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1382010_529635233786179_2097524424_n.jpg

What about shut-ins?

should be doubly ashamed

did you know?

http://7770647a14b0867efc75-b939f832d8cd9c860ce8909163419528.r92.cf2.rackcdn.com/381469.jpg

jesus are GIF memes created via Mad Libs now

did you know?

DANNY GLOVER once asked HIS NEIGHBORHOOD PLUMBER if he'd ever JERKED OFF TO PICTURES OF WILFORD BRIMLEY ON THE TOILET

did-you-know.tumblr.com

i knew that

3145?

did-you-kno

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151769297106840&set=a.109041001839.105995.21785951839&type=1&theater

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pissed off puffin

9GAG.COM

lawl http://deadspin.com/the-new-browns-facilitys-walls-are-full-of-fake-quotes-1453698071/1454246730

looooool

Cleveland Browns

- Bob Marley

Great, people needed more reasons to make fun of Cleveland. THANKS, OBAMA.

Grohl: sticks out as particularly bad because that opinion he's expressing is itself very carefully weighted and put together with a close eye to demographics

One with man in shabby suit and girl in white dress: distinctly Nabokovian overtones

http://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1012470_750064461674033_525199625_n.jpg

tbf, this was posted for mockery.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1385718_645276278828000_1487323754_n.jpg

via "UK Cop Humour" apparently

makes a change, "UK Cop Humour" usually belongs on the "Is This Racist?" thread

This one's getting shared all over the place in my feed this morning.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1375019_353453371467415_1449507854_n.jpg

Creeeping me out.

had to stand about 10 feet back to see Marilyn tbf

Marilyns teeth combined with Albert's moustache just looks like scary skeleton teeth or something to me.

took off my glasses to see a Marilyn Monroe-ish blob, with droopy Einstein eyes that made her look stoned.

Try stepping back a ways.

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1425593_10152022060348760_903969846_n.jpg

I couldn't see Marilyn, even stepping back.

So, I squinted and made my vision blurry.

Damn! Mazing.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5600829df2c14cb1fb12bde5e1c662f4/tumblr_mvdkh4QXi51qm7oolo1_1280.jpg

are there no rivers in australia

prob not

It's wild.

spelled mississippi correctly

on the california I mean, not where it says 'mississppo'.

And to think that the average Australian can correctly distinguish between Kazahkstan and Kyrgizistan, and name all the principle rivers of Siberia. It is nothing short of flabbergasting.

the stans (excluding pak and afgan which are easy to find) go in alphabetical order clockwise so its really not that hard

To be honest I was pretty vague about where most US states were before I did this thing:

http://online.seterra.net/en/ex/8

also kazahkstan is huge so like duh

i dont fault the australian at all, i mean who cares, but it is interesting which states he got, also i like calling the upper mich peninsula road-kill wolf that shd be a new state

australian mostly otm about half of this

the part where he doesn't remember whether australia has 6 or 7 states is great, though

on first glance I read the name at the bottom of that 'Lucifer's testicles' one as 'Drew Daniel'.

otoh, I could not even begin to identify the states of Mexico.

i knew where oaxaca is

as an american, I don't know where anything outside of the country is but I'm more than willing to judge others on their lack of knowledge of geography of the united states

but jalisco? sonora? not so easy, eh?

i know jalisco i been there

so im like 2 for however many states there are in mexico, also the yucatan is that a state

All right, Americans. Let's get to work.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg/1024px-Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg.png

xp to Aimless, et al!